5 Types Of BlackBalled Pledges
1. Tough-Guy Pledge
“I swear if one of you puts a hand on me..”
Tough-Guy Pledge has trust issues, and doesn’t exactly understand his place in the house hierarchy. Often resembling “Psycho” from the movie Stripes, Tough-Guy Pledge will typically be very soft-spoken around the brothers until demeaned in any way or fashion. At that very moment his chest puffs out slightly, his voice deepens, and he decides to take a stance because he believes he has too much pride for this shit.
He usually has experience with some random-ass martial art, which he feels the need to inform you about. Due to his absolute lack of respect for the system and members, along with his constant one-upping and trying to be the alpha male of his pledge class, tough guy pledge is almost always universally hated by both pledges and members alike, which makes for an easy blackball process. Once the decision is made, it’s your sacred duty to grab a handle and a front row seat to this fireworks show.
You forgot Pussy Pledge.
12 years ago at 3:31 pmAll pledges are pussies you dumbass^
12 years ago at 3:32 pmCorrection: The Biggest Pussy Pledge
12 years ago at 3:38 pmI had more like 5-10 mind blowing experiences, but good column. frat on sir
12 years ago at 3:32 pmThis guy is relentless.. and I love it.
12 years ago at 11:40 pmLevi Dause is a pussy.
12 years ago at 3:41 pmHahahahahahahha
12 years ago at 6:38 pmAwkward pledge is the worst.
12 years ago at 3:45 pmAgreed. The awkward pledge is worse than he appears. Just because he doesn’t do anything wrong doesn’t make him less detrimental. He’s an absolute cancer to your house’s social reputation. Girls hate the awkward guy more than anyone else.
12 years ago at 12:12 amtry hard pledges: the kids who read TFM in highschool and took it literally
12 years ago at 3:46 pmA-fucking-men.
12 years ago at 6:17 pmI blackball pledges fa dayz.
12 years ago at 3:51 pmYou forgot to mention TFM’s role in producing the Try-Hard pledge.
12 years ago at 3:54 pmHe’s the guy rocking his Chubbies, Rowdy Gentleman tank top and visor on the way to class during blizzards and hurricanes.
Fixed.
12 years ago at 4:11 pmDont forget his cheap/free neon sunglasses with croakies, and his sperries
12 years ago at 1:00 pmHow dare you not include everyone! You can expect an editorial tomorrow detailing the outrageous exclusivity of Greek Life!
12 years ago at 4:01 pmHope there is a part 2 to this column, we balled 3 other types of pledges this year
12 years ago at 4:11 pmHow many more fucking “types of” piece of shit columns are going to be written?
12 years ago at 4:13 pmJust waiting for the “5 types of shitty TFM columns you’ll read” to be an actual column.
12 years ago at 6:14 pm^fucking this
12 years ago at 4:47 pm