5 Types Of BlackBalled Pledges

Fraterick Southgate12 years ago

5. Shitshow Pledge

“HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”

Shitshow Pledge is the toughest pledge to cut. This kid is the life of the party, but for all the wrong reasons. Sure, everyone has that night where they did something, or someone, they really fucking regret. That’s every night of the week to Shitshow Pledge.

In his first few weeks of pledgeship, he already has as much blackmail as you’ve gotten in your multiple semesters worth of raging, not to mention a few STDs as proof. Despite being relatively normal in stature, this guy thinks he’s absolutely invincible. He’s been kicked of about every bar you can name for fighting, typically losing. He’s that guy that puked on his date at her date party, and got her fined and sent to standards for it. The amount of drugs this guy carries around on a daily basis could keep a strung-out rehab clinic attendee happy for weeks. He is already on each sorority’s shit list before pledgeship is even over.

Basically, Shitshow Pledge is a science experiment of every bad PR quality of each member in your house, somehow mixed into a living, stumbling, cursing human being. While at first he’s the house hero for all of this, all the brothers quickly realize that they’re getting screwed into playing damage control with this kid on a nightly basis. He’ll usually have been arrested a few times, and proudly wears your letters in the mugshot, which he uploads to Facebook shortly after.