56 Names You Could Give Your Package

Anonymous00010 years ago

If you haven’t named your penis, I’m not sure what’s wrong with you. Maybe you’re just an uncreative person who hates fun. Maybe you haven’t quite found that perfect name. Maybe you’re going back and forth because you’re not sure if you want to name just your schlong, or if you want an encompassing nickname for the whole package. Either way, here are a few ideas to help get you rolling.

1. Ricky Wiggle and the Shootaround Boys
2. Doctor Grouchsteel
3. Rainbow Thunderclap III
4. Billy Rope-a-Dope
5. Old Hickory
6. Peter Dinklage
7. Sir Percival Bratwurst
8. Meat McGreet
9. Jordan and the Bulls
10. Walter Rodstein
11. The Nut Butler
12. Fat Man and the Little Boys
13. Dong Juan
14. The Joyota Slamry
15. Brad
16. Jabba the Uncutt
17. Mr. Knock-Knock
18. Ken Stiffy, Jr.
19. The Transcuntinental Railrod
20. Urethra Franklin
21. Hank Geyserton
22. The Sperm Worm
23. Santa’s Sleigh
24. Chuck Boneroo
25. Boompop
26. His Holiness, Pipe Sextus
27. Barry Beefstick
28. The Honey Ham Zone
29. Weenie the Pooh
30. The Eye Dotter
31. Mayor McSpeez
32. Jizzly Bear
33. Charlie Watkins and the Juicemen
34. Professor SeXavior
35. Marky Mark and the Spunky Bunch
36. The Bone Phone
37. Jimmy Spankwhistle
38. Spewbacca
39. DJ Jizzy Jeff and the Fresh Princes
40. Space Shuttle Columbia
41. The Vagina Rack
42. Crosby, Stills, and Nash (I guess that makes Neil Young the asshole.)
43. The Girthy Five-Layer Burrito
44. Rammstein
45. The Jive Turkey
46. Pepé the Crying Clown
47. The Chief of Staff
48. Baron von Schlongerwiess
49. Harry and the Hendersons
50. Major Stiffy
51. Slamson
52. Spank Aaron
53. The Hamburgler
54. Sergeant Firestorm
55. Roger Skinpole
56. Trouser Bowser