56 Names You Could Give Your Package
If you haven’t named your penis, I’m not sure what’s wrong with you. Maybe you’re just an uncreative person who hates fun. Maybe you haven’t quite found that perfect name. Maybe you’re going back and forth because you’re not sure if you want to name just your schlong, or if you want an encompassing nickname for the whole package. Either way, here are a few ideas to help get you rolling.
- Ricky Wiggle and the Shootaround Boys
- Doctor Grouchsteel
- Rainbow Thunderclap III
- Billy Rope-a-Dope
- Old Hickory
- Peter Dinklage
- Sir Percival Bratwurst
- Meat McGreet
- Jordan and the Bulls
- Walter Rodstein
- The Nut Butler
- Fat Man and the Little Boys
- Dong Juan
- The Joyota Slamry
- Brad
- Jabba the Uncutt
- Mr. Knock-Knock
- Ken Stiffy, Jr.
- The Transcuntinental Railrod
- Urethra Franklin
- Hank Geyserton
- The Sperm Worm
- Santa’s Sleigh
- Chuck Boneroo
- Boompop
- His Holiness, Pipe Sextus
- Barry Beefstick
- The Honey Ham Zone
- Weenie the Pooh
- The Eye Dotter
- Mayor McSpeez
- Jizzly Bear
- Charlie Watkins and the Juicemen
- Professor SeXavior
- Marky Mark and the Spunky Bunch
- The Bone Phone
- Jimmy Spankwhistle
- Spewbacca
- DJ Jizzy Jeff and the Fresh Princes
- Space Shuttle Columbia
- The Vagina Rack
- Crosby, Stills, and Nash (I guess that makes Neil Young the asshole.)
- The Girthy Five-Layer Burrito
- Rammstein
- The Jive Turkey
- Pepé the Crying Clown
- The Chief of Staff
- Baron von Schlongerwiess
- Harry and the Hendersons
- Major Stiffy
- Slamson
- Spank Aaron
- The Hamburgler
- Sergeant Firestorm
- Roger Skinpole
- Trouser Bowser
For the multiculturals:
10 years ago at 9:26 pmThe Dark Knight
El Jefe
Mamba Caliente
“Dirty Mike and the boys”
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