6 Frattiest Disney Characters
1. Gaston
“No one says no to Gaston.”
Gaston is, without a doubt, the frattiest character is Disney history. While he may have developed a minor steroid problem during his undergrad years, and his cholesterol levels keep him constantly on the verge of a crippling stroke (5 dozen eggs a day tend to have that effect), Gaston’s “I fucking own you” attitude is something to be admired. Instead of dipping chewing tobacco like the rest of us, he gnaws off the end up his belt and packs a fat lip of raw leather. The dude carries a rifle at all times, refuses to read books, and keeps three identical blonde babes in tow 24/7. If any further explanation is needed for you to understand why he is number one on this list, you need to reevaluate your life.
Timon and Puumba. TFTC
12 years ago at 11:19 amAladdin is far from fratty, he is arab and a street rat or something.
12 years ago at 11:19 amwhy the fuck is this an article?
12 years ago at 11:30 amShould we ignore the fact that all of these were foreigners? The hunter MAY have been American.
12 years ago at 2:54 pmDisney, NF. 90’s Nickelodeon, TFM.
12 years ago at 3:06 pmYou probably should have posted this in TSM.
12 years ago at 11:21 amIs it frattest or frattiest? I keep seeing people go back and forth and I want some closure here.
12 years ago at 11:21 amI think it’s actually, “Fuck off.” Hope that helps.
12 years ago at 11:23 amI want to stab you to death and play with your blood.
12 years ago at 11:34 am^^ your name makes me want to strangle a puppy. I use frattiest.
12 years ago at 11:50 amI would say frattiest derives from fratty and frattest from frat, so they are different words, but are interchangeable in their use.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmIve been waiting for this day…the day i kill myself after reading what TFM has become.
12 years ago at 11:23 amYou won’t.
12 years ago at 1:04 pmPics or it didn’t happen.
12 years ago at 5:30 pmTits or GTFO
12 years ago at 2:47 pmI think it’s time we grab the torches and pitchforks and go after SFPL
12 years ago at 11:23 amyou won’t
12 years ago at 11:29 amwe should
12 years ago at 11:31 amwe will
12 years ago at 12:25 pmFOR SPARTA!
12 years ago at 1:43 pmForgot about Clayton from Tarzan. Just toting around the elephant gun and probably getting his from Jane the entire time.
12 years ago at 11:25 amWhy the fuck is Peter Pan on this list?
12 years ago at 11:27 amPeter Pan= Michael Jackson. NF.
12 years ago at 11:30 amSeriously, what the fuck has become of TFM these days… Stop letting the fucking interns write articles like this.
12 years ago at 11:35 am