6 Frattiest Disney Characters

1. Gaston

“No one says no to Gaston.”

Gaston is, without a doubt, the frattiest character is Disney history. While he may have developed a minor steroid problem during his undergrad years, and his cholesterol levels keep him constantly on the verge of a crippling stroke (5 dozen eggs a day tend to have that effect), Gaston’s “I fucking own you” attitude is something to be admired. Instead of dipping chewing tobacco like the rest of us, he gnaws off the end up his belt and packs a fat lip of raw leather. The dude carries a rifle at all times, refuses to read books, and keeps three identical blonde babes in tow 24/7. If any further explanation is needed for you to understand why he is number one on this list, you need to reevaluate your life.

    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Should we ignore the fact that all of these were foreigners? The hunter MAY have been American.

      12 years ago at 2:54 pm
  1. TrickleDown

    Is it frattest or frattiest? I keep seeing people go back and forth and I want some closure here.

    12 years ago at 11:21 am
    1. Farmer Bob

      I would say frattiest derives from fratty and frattest from frat, so they are different words, but are interchangeable in their use.

      12 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Frat Brolympian

    Ive been waiting for this day…the day i kill myself after reading what TFM has become.

    12 years ago at 11:23 am
  3. fratmydickbitch

    Forgot about Clayton from Tarzan. Just toting around the elephant gun and probably getting his from Jane the entire time.

    12 years ago at 11:25 am
  4. NeilFrattrickHarris

    Seriously, what the fuck has become of TFM these days… Stop letting the fucking interns write articles like this.

    12 years ago at 11:35 am