6 Frattiest Disney Characters

2. Aladdin

“Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.”

At some point in all of our lives we’re all faced with a girl that is, for some reason, out of our league. Whether it’s browsing the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, or actually conversing with the smokeshow at the bar who just isn’t feeling it, that hopeless feeling sucks donkey balls.

Did that stop Aladdin? Fuck no. As soon as he saw Jasmine’s phenomenal tit-to-waist ratio he was literally bending the laws of metaphysical time and space for a chance to take a ride on her magic carpet. Maybe he wasn’t exactly honest, but that didn’t stop you from telling people you were “pre-med” for six semesters before you realized your chances of becoming a doctor were similar to Florida Gulf Coast’s chances of breaking 40 points on Friday. (Yes, I went there. Go Gators.)

Sure, Aladdin learned some bullshit, morally sound lesson by the end of the movie, but he didn’t exactly get punished for impersonating a foreign diplomat, which I imagine would be frowned upon in a society where a guy that kind of looks like Pumba cuts off your hands for stealing.

    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Should we ignore the fact that all of these were foreigners? The hunter MAY have been American.

      12 years ago at 2:54 pm
  1. TrickleDown

    Is it frattest or frattiest? I keep seeing people go back and forth and I want some closure here.

    12 years ago at 11:21 am
    1. Farmer Bob

      I would say frattiest derives from fratty and frattest from frat, so they are different words, but are interchangeable in their use.

      12 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Frat Brolympian

    Ive been waiting for this day…the day i kill myself after reading what TFM has become.

    12 years ago at 11:23 am
  3. fratmydickbitch

    Forgot about Clayton from Tarzan. Just toting around the elephant gun and probably getting his from Jane the entire time.

    12 years ago at 11:25 am
  4. NeilFrattrickHarris

    Seriously, what the fuck has become of TFM these days… Stop letting the fucking interns write articles like this.

    12 years ago at 11:35 am