6 Frattiest Disney Characters

StuffFratPeopleLike12 years ago

3. Simba

“I’m brushing up on looking down, I’m working on my ROAR.”

Simba had it all. A powerful dad, the perfect job lined up, and a hot little lioness catering to his every need. Then tragedy struck.

After some serious family issues, Simba dropped out of undergrad at Pride Rock, and transferred to Hakuna Matata Community College. He then spent the next few years raging balls, eating what I can only assume are hallucinogenic bugs, and generally epitomizing the TFTC attitude. I’ll take Hakuna Matata over YOLO any day of the week.

If the story stopped there, Simba would’ve still achieved the level of “Disney frat god,” simply because of his nonstop party attitude. However, his tale goes on, and we see Simba return to the now-shithole Pride Rock to reclaim the legacy he once fled so shamefully. Simba then proceeds to beat his GDI uncle’s ass, along with his fleet of hipster hyena minions. Simba assumes the lofty CEO job he was destined for, gets the girl, and somehow even manages to make all of the grass in his kingdom grow again. By completing the collegiate circle of life, Simba cemented his spot on this list.