6 Frattiest Disney Characters

4. Li Shang

“You’re a spineless, pale pathetic lot, and you haven’t got a clue.”

As the ass-kicking pledgemaster of the Ancient Chinese Army, Li Shang’s brutal treatment of his minions earned him a spot on the list. We’ve all been yelled at as pledges, but this motherfucker wrote a whole song about how vaginally inclined his newest batch of soldiers were (little did he know, one of them actually had a vagina). Now that’s dedication. Sure, he let a cross-dresser slip through the cracks, but nobody is perfect. Li Shang is a strong leader, champion of war, and even gets to bang the cross dressing pledge as soon as he realizes she’s hot. In retrospect, that situation gets weirder the more I think about it, so let’s move on.

    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Should we ignore the fact that all of these were foreigners? The hunter MAY have been American.

      12 years ago at 2:54 pm
  1. TrickleDown

    Is it frattest or frattiest? I keep seeing people go back and forth and I want some closure here.

    12 years ago at 11:21 am
    1. Farmer Bob

      I would say frattiest derives from fratty and frattest from frat, so they are different words, but are interchangeable in their use.

      12 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Frat Brolympian

    Ive been waiting for this day…the day i kill myself after reading what TFM has become.

    12 years ago at 11:23 am
  3. fratmydickbitch

    Forgot about Clayton from Tarzan. Just toting around the elephant gun and probably getting his from Jane the entire time.

    12 years ago at 11:25 am
  4. NeilFrattrickHarris

    Seriously, what the fuck has become of TFM these days… Stop letting the fucking interns write articles like this.

    12 years ago at 11:35 am