6 Frattiest Disney Characters

5. Peter Pan

“I’ll never grow up.”

As we all get older, and graduation looms ever closer by the day, often times you’ll realize that growing up blows compared to the carefree lifestyle we’ve grown accustomed to. Peter Pan is the equivalent of that kid who somehow manages to hold off graduation longer than North Korea holds off its eventual extinction.

In reality, having a 26-year-old creeping around the house can lead to some awkward situations, but due to the mystical energy of Neverland, Peter Pan can both hold off his metaphorical graduation and resist the detrimental effects of aging. Be honest you guys, if you could stay in college forever and not have to worry about looking like the wasted middle-aged guy with a receding hairline, you’d do it in a fucking heartbeat.

    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Should we ignore the fact that all of these were foreigners? The hunter MAY have been American.

      12 years ago at 2:54 pm
  1. TrickleDown

    Is it frattest or frattiest? I keep seeing people go back and forth and I want some closure here.

    12 years ago at 11:21 am
    1. Farmer Bob

      I would say frattiest derives from fratty and frattest from frat, so they are different words, but are interchangeable in their use.

      12 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Frat Brolympian

    Ive been waiting for this day…the day i kill myself after reading what TFM has become.

    12 years ago at 11:23 am
  3. fratmydickbitch

    Forgot about Clayton from Tarzan. Just toting around the elephant gun and probably getting his from Jane the entire time.

    12 years ago at 11:25 am
  4. NeilFrattrickHarris

    Seriously, what the fuck has become of TFM these days… Stop letting the fucking interns write articles like this.

    12 years ago at 11:35 am