6 Frattiest Disney Characters
1. Gaston
“No one says no to Gaston.”
Gaston is, without a doubt, the frattiest character is Disney history. While he may have developed a minor steroid problem during his undergrad years, and his cholesterol levels keep him constantly on the verge of a crippling stroke (5 dozen eggs a day tend to have that effect), Gaston’s “I fucking own you” attitude is something to be admired. Instead of dipping chewing tobacco like the rest of us, he gnaws off the end up his belt and packs a fat lip of raw leather. The dude carries a rifle at all times, refuses to read books, and keeps three identical blonde babes in tow 24/7. If any further explanation is needed for you to understand why he is number one on this list, you need to reevaluate your life.
Hang it up SFPL, your time has come. This was just sad.
12 years ago at 11:51 amCaptain Hook is way frattier than Peter Pan. He literally slays the vagina with his hook.
12 years ago at 12:02 pmI’m about to tongue punch your moms fart box and then read a book.
12 years ago at 12:12 pmThe only part of this article that I’m “ok” with is the hunter. Cause I was fighting the urge to blow my own brains out reading this riff raff POS article.
12 years ago at 12:20 pmNo one fucks like Gaston
12 years ago at 12:20 pmThis article should have died in the idea phase.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmThe Harry Potter article was funny. This is just embarrassing…
12 years ago at 12:30 pmGreat article. One of the greatest.
Circle of life? More like the Wagon Wheel of Life, amirite!
12 years ago at 12:36 pmHahgay.com
12 years ago at 5:55 pmIsn’t Aladdin a terrorist?
12 years ago at 12:39 pmSometimes its better to just not write an article than to write something like this.
12 years ago at 12:41 pm