6 Frattiest Disney Characters

1. Gaston

“No one says no to Gaston.”

Gaston is, without a doubt, the frattiest character is Disney history. While he may have developed a minor steroid problem during his undergrad years, and his cholesterol levels keep him constantly on the verge of a crippling stroke (5 dozen eggs a day tend to have that effect), Gaston’s “I fucking own you” attitude is something to be admired. Instead of dipping chewing tobacco like the rest of us, he gnaws off the end up his belt and packs a fat lip of raw leather. The dude carries a rifle at all times, refuses to read books, and keeps three identical blonde babes in tow 24/7. If any further explanation is needed for you to understand why he is number one on this list, you need to reevaluate your life.

  1. Richard Head

    Captain Hook is way frattier than Peter Pan. He literally slays the vagina with his hook.

    12 years ago at 12:02 pm
  2. SkratchFratter

    The only part of this article that I’m “ok” with is the hunter. Cause I was fighting the urge to blow my own brains out reading this riff raff POS article.

    12 years ago at 12:20 pm
  3. Booze

    Great article. One of the greatest.

    Circle of life? More like the Wagon Wheel of Life, amirite!

    12 years ago at 12:36 pm
  4. OMFratRebel

    Sometimes its better to just not write an article than to write something like this.

    12 years ago at 12:41 pm