6 Frattiest Disney Characters
12 years ago

1. Gaston

“No one says no to Gaston.”

Gaston is, without a doubt, the frattiest character is Disney history. While he may have developed a minor steroid problem during his undergrad years, and his cholesterol levels keep him constantly on the verge of a crippling stroke (5 dozen eggs a day tend to have that effect), Gaston’s “I fucking own you” attitude is something to be admired. Instead of dipping chewing tobacco like the rest of us, he gnaws off the end up his belt and packs a fat lip of raw leather. The dude carries a rifle at all times, refuses to read books, and keeps three identical blonde babes in tow 24/7. If any further explanation is needed for you to understand why he is number one on this list, you need to reevaluate your life.

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  2. Beta Theta Phrat

    The fact that Hercules is not on this list demolishes all of your arguments, take gaston

    12 years ago at 12:43 pm
    1. StuffFratPeopleLike

      No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.

      12 years ago at 2:38 pm
  5. KAptain_America

    If refusing to read books makes Gaston “fratty”, why the fuck is that banner still up promoting the TFM Book? You suck at your job.

    12 years ago at 12:48 pm
  6. Frat Dakota

    What about the kid from blank check? Kid steals 1 million dollars, blows it all in a week on a bunch of shit kids would dream of having, makes out with an older woman (which to a kid thats like a 3 some with two SI cover babes) and then gets away with the entire thing with no questions asked. Kid literally makes power moves the whole fucking movie

    12 years ago at 12:59 pm
  7. FuckAllCargos

    On a scale of 1 to gay, that was AIDS at a San Francisco strip joint called “Balls Out.”

    12 years ago at 1:18 pm
  9. Lacemup Takealap

    What in the literal fuck? How does this kind of thing get onto this site? “Disney characters” IS IN THE FUCKING TITLE. When the hell did Disney become frat?

    12 years ago at 1:19 pm