6 Frattiest Disney Characters

1. Gaston

“No one says no to Gaston.”

Gaston is, without a doubt, the frattiest character is Disney history. While he may have developed a minor steroid problem during his undergrad years, and his cholesterol levels keep him constantly on the verge of a crippling stroke (5 dozen eggs a day tend to have that effect), Gaston’s “I fucking own you” attitude is something to be admired. Instead of dipping chewing tobacco like the rest of us, he gnaws off the end up his belt and packs a fat lip of raw leather. The dude carries a rifle at all times, refuses to read books, and keeps three identical blonde babes in tow 24/7. If any further explanation is needed for you to understand why he is number one on this list, you need to reevaluate your life.

  1. MericanPride

    Despite Gaston being pretty much spot on, you left out John Smith, the frattiest of native American conquerers. Fail.

    12 years ago at 5:59 pm
  2. RalphLaurensMascot

    Wait, but just the other day you said Winnie the Pooh was the frattiest..

    12 years ago at 6:00 pm
  3. Slamburglar

    Peter pan? There is nothing frat about someone who wears tights and kidnaps children in the night

    12 years ago at 3:39 pm