60 Lists I Would Never Write
1. 33 Reasons I Love Feminists
2. 25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Get A Blowjob
3. 40 Reasons Buzzfeed Is The Premiere Content Site On The Internet
4. The Top 10 Communists Of All Time
5. Rosie O’Donnell Topless (28 Photos)
6. 50 Ways To Show Pledges You Care About Them
7. 12 Reasons Darius Rucker’s Wagon Wheel Is Superior
8. 35 Times Kate Upton Should Have Covered Up
9. Five Reasons “Gossip Girl” is Better Than “Breaking Bad”
10. 25 TFM Trolls I’d Hang Out With In Real Life
11. The 20 Greatest Chasers
12. 30 Reasons High Waisted Shorts Don’t Make You Look Like a Grandma
13. 41 Countries Better Than America
14. 73 Reasons Obama Is The Best President Of All Time
15. 40 Reasons You Should Send Nudes Before She Does
16. 20 Essentials To Keep In Your Cargo Shorts
17. 25 Ways To Frat Hard In High School
18. 55 Reasons Skyler White Is My Dream Girl
19. 12 Ways To Dominate World of Warcraft
20. 30 Reasons Boobs Aren’t That Great
21. 15 Reasons You’re Too Much Of A Gentleman For The Strip Club
22. 20 Reasons Cats Are Better Than Dogs
23. 10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Have Sex On The First Date
24. 25 Reasons You Should Wear A Condom
25. 100 Ways To Make Sure You’re Giving Her Proper Cunnilingus
26. 15 Reasons Why Mixing Scotch Makes It Taste Better
27. 25 Reasons You Should Start Drinking Appletinis
28. 50 Reasons Personality Matters More Than Appearance
29. 42 Ways Cuddling Will Improve Your Sex Life
30. 30 Pointers For Handling Your #GentTip Account
31. 10 Reasons You Should Be Paying Attention In Class Right Now
32. 53 Reasons You Shouldn’t Vote Republican
33. The 24 Hottest Democratic Congresswomen
34. 14 Reasons New Jersey Is The Best State
35. 69 Reasons Size Doesn’t Matter
36. 1 Fun Thing To Do On A Friday Night Besides Partying
37. 12 Reasons SEC Football Is Overrated
38. 60 Reasons You Should Listen to Your Greek Life Advisor
39. 25 Dick Pics She Wishes You Would Send
40. 60 Reasons Butt Chugging Needs to Make a Comeback
41. 30 Reasons To Make The Switch To Android
42. 15 Reasons Bing Is Better Than Google
43. The 25 Best Ways To Contribute To A Group Project
44. 21 Ways To Be More Responsible And Mature
45. 52 Reasons Canada Is Superior To America
46. 35 Reasons Russia Won WWII Instead Of America
47. 15 Reasons To Give Your AR-15 Back To The Government
48. 10 Dubstep Songs I Can’t Get Enough Of
49. 50 Reasons You Shouldn’t Do Drugs
50. 42 Reason Giving Head Is Better Than Getting Head
51. 365 Reasons You Should Make HER a Sandwich
52. 15 Reasons Not To Go Greek
53. 10 Great, Non-Sexual Ways To Get Rid Of a Boner
54. 20 Ways Soccer Is America’s Real Pastime
55. 35 Ways To Implement Gayzing Into Your Pledge Program
56. 50 Respectful Nicknames For Your Sexual Partner Other Than “Slampiece”
57. The 24 Best Things About Having A Foreign TA
58. 18 Emoji’s That Will Get You Laid
59. The 30 Best Anonymous Accounts On Twitter
60. 42 Reasons I Should Stop Writing Lists
You felt the need to write a list so bad that you actually wrote a list about lists you wouldn’t write about… you need serious help SFPL.
12 years ago at 4:43 pmI hear the inside of a burning house is a pretty neat place. ‘should check it out.
12 years ago at 4:43 pmHave you ever been in one, it’s actually one of the most bad ass things I have seen.
12 years ago at 9:31 pm25 TFM trolls I’d hang out with? I think TxKxE is the only TFM troll that would even give you the time of day.
12 years ago at 4:50 pmI would.
12 years ago at 5:20 pmid hang with kyblackout
12 years ago at 7:39 pmI like the cut of Fratdusky’s jib.
12 years ago at 8:36 pmWell now you’re just being a jackass, SFPL
12 years ago at 4:51 pmList-ception
12 years ago at 4:53 pmLove you guys too.
12 years ago at 4:55 pmPlease, please, please write “10. 25 TFM Trolls I’d Hang Out With In Real Life”
Fratdusky would obviously be #1
12 years ago at 6:57 pmI would hang out with the Pennsylvania Guy, personally, but Fratdusky is a close second.
12 years ago at 11:43 amThis column sucks and your snapchats suck.
12 years ago at 3:27 pmSFPL has 2 dads
12 years ago at 9:42 pm50 is questionable
12 years ago at 4:56 pmGoddamnit SFPL, I hate that I actually enjoyed this. Fuck you.
12 years ago at 4:58 pmThe 20 Greatest Chasers… I think this is a list I would read. Probably the ONLY list I would read from SFPL.
12 years ago at 5:03 pmHe’s not talking about Fail Friday chaser videos, he’s talking about soft drinks.
12 years ago at 11:26 pmYou got spunk, kid. I’ll give ya that.
12 years ago at 5:05 pm