60 Lists I Would Never Write
1. 33 Reasons I Love Feminists
2. 25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Get A Blowjob
3. 40 Reasons Buzzfeed Is The Premiere Content Site On The Internet
4. The Top 10 Communists Of All Time
5. Rosie O’Donnell Topless (28 Photos)
6. 50 Ways To Show Pledges You Care About Them
7. 12 Reasons Darius Rucker’s Wagon Wheel Is Superior
8. 35 Times Kate Upton Should Have Covered Up
9. Five Reasons “Gossip Girl” is Better Than “Breaking Bad”
10. 25 TFM Trolls I’d Hang Out With In Real Life
11. The 20 Greatest Chasers
12. 30 Reasons High Waisted Shorts Don’t Make You Look Like a Grandma
13. 41 Countries Better Than America
14. 73 Reasons Obama Is The Best President Of All Time
15. 40 Reasons You Should Send Nudes Before She Does
16. 20 Essentials To Keep In Your Cargo Shorts
17. 25 Ways To Frat Hard In High School
18. 55 Reasons Skyler White Is My Dream Girl
19. 12 Ways To Dominate World of Warcraft
20. 30 Reasons Boobs Aren’t That Great
21. 15 Reasons You’re Too Much Of A Gentleman For The Strip Club
22. 20 Reasons Cats Are Better Than Dogs
23. 10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Have Sex On The First Date
24. 25 Reasons You Should Wear A Condom
25. 100 Ways To Make Sure You’re Giving Her Proper Cunnilingus
26. 15 Reasons Why Mixing Scotch Makes It Taste Better
27. 25 Reasons You Should Start Drinking Appletinis
28. 50 Reasons Personality Matters More Than Appearance
29. 42 Ways Cuddling Will Improve Your Sex Life
30. 30 Pointers For Handling Your #GentTip Account
31. 10 Reasons You Should Be Paying Attention In Class Right Now
32. 53 Reasons You Shouldn’t Vote Republican
33. The 24 Hottest Democratic Congresswomen
34. 14 Reasons New Jersey Is The Best State
35. 69 Reasons Size Doesn’t Matter
36. 1 Fun Thing To Do On A Friday Night Besides Partying
37. 12 Reasons SEC Football Is Overrated
38. 60 Reasons You Should Listen to Your Greek Life Advisor
39. 25 Dick Pics She Wishes You Would Send
40. 60 Reasons Butt Chugging Needs to Make a Comeback
41. 30 Reasons To Make The Switch To Android
42. 15 Reasons Bing Is Better Than Google
43. The 25 Best Ways To Contribute To A Group Project
44. 21 Ways To Be More Responsible And Mature
45. 52 Reasons Canada Is Superior To America
46. 35 Reasons Russia Won WWII Instead Of America
47. 15 Reasons To Give Your AR-15 Back To The Government
48. 10 Dubstep Songs I Can’t Get Enough Of
49. 50 Reasons You Shouldn’t Do Drugs
50. 42 Reason Giving Head Is Better Than Getting Head
51. 365 Reasons You Should Make HER a Sandwich
52. 15 Reasons Not To Go Greek
53. 10 Great, Non-Sexual Ways To Get Rid Of a Boner
54. 20 Ways Soccer Is America’s Real Pastime
55. 35 Ways To Implement Gayzing Into Your Pledge Program
56. 50 Respectful Nicknames For Your Sexual Partner Other Than “Slampiece”
57. The 24 Best Things About Having A Foreign TA
58. 18 Emoji’s That Will Get You Laid
59. The 30 Best Anonymous Accounts On Twitter
60. 42 Reasons I Should Stop Writing Lists
One of the pledges in this degrading skit I am writing has a fetish for your lists. It’s going to be the best character in the show.
12 years ago at 5:11 pm#25 would help some people
12 years ago at 5:12 pmNJ is the best state and you’re just mad you’re the goddamned shit eating bottom of the barrel low life of TFM that you have no better way to contribute to the site then make lists shittier then your family tree.
12 years ago at 5:38 pmcalm down there champ
12 years ago at 10:12 pmChill out man. Don’t want your blowout to go flat
12 years ago at 11:48 amI got to number 5, then headed for the comments.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmYou are literally the dumbest piece of shit that has ever lived. Fuck you SFPL.
12 years ago at 8:58 pmIt was only a matter of time before he started writing lists about lists.
12 years ago at 9:35 pmNow SFPL is just trolling us.
12 years ago at 10:14 pmMaybe someone can write #60 for you.
12 years ago at 11:26 pmCan you start making the number in the title (for example, the 60) clickable so I can skip to the bottom and get to the comments faster?
12 years ago at 12:45 amDear lord this has gotten out of hand
12 years ago at 2:32 am