“7-Year-Old” Illustrates Dan Bilzerian’s World Famous, R-Rated Instagram Photos
Here’s the Instagram bio for the account that turns Dan Bilzerian’s iconic photos into brilliant pieces of watercolor art: “I am 7yo artist, inspired by King of The World Dan Bilzerian!” The account, @danbilzerianized, currently sits at 3,771 followers after being live for only two weeks. You’ll see why after perusing his work. It’s fantastic.
Below are a few side-by-side comparisons of the real photos from Bilzerian’s account and the youngster’s work.
In the above piece, notice the seven-year-old’s creative decision to remove the top from the sexy blonde on the right. Interesting, isn’t it? It makes one ponder what the artist was attempting to portray here. Is the now-topless blonde somehow expressing herself in a more natural state to command her existential presence and proclaim her womanhood in one fell swoop? Something else, perhaps? Or simply because tits? It’s a thinker.
And some more of the seven-year-old’s work:
Okay, so there’s no way of knowing if the artist behind these drawings is actually seven years old (0% chance he is), but I love the persona. Picturing a child thanking a grown man–with his eyes on the great ass behind him and thoughts of “#thatassthough” in his mind–is just great comedy.
[via Instagram]
Dorn, we all know you hope the artist is 7 years old
10 years ago at 11:42 amBid
10 years ago at 11:42 amDorn would love to take a Dan Blizerian load to the face.
10 years ago at 11:43 amgrow up
10 years ago at 11:44 amGrow up and write for a fraternity comedy website. Yes sir!
10 years ago at 3:01 pmTired from all those laps Dorn?
10 years ago at 7:19 pmDorn getting 70+ negative like on his own article.. NTFM
10 years ago at 4:19 pm7 year olds? Come on Dorn, at least try to make it hard for us.
10 years ago at 11:47 amIt’s already hard for Dorn.
10 years ago at 11:55 amBid
10 years ago at 11:47 am“Somebody get this kid a few beers.” – Dorn
10 years ago at 11:49 amAmerica
10 years ago at 11:51 amCall me crazy, but maybe the man who drew the pictures has been an artist for seven years? Making him a seven year old artist?
10 years ago at 11:52 amDon’t ruin it for Dorno
10 years ago at 12:21 pmSwing and a miss.
10 years ago at 2:11 pm“Picturing a child thanking a grown man–with his eyes on the great ass behind him” – Dorn’s words, not mine.
10 years ago at 11:54 amI’d like to see what W could do with his set of water colors and Bilzerians photos.
10 years ago at 11:55 am