7’6″ Monster Makes High School Competition Look Like Little Kids, Dunks All Over Them
How the fuck do you cover a 7-foot-6 monster on the basketball court? Simple answer, you don’t–at least in high school. Just watch as vertically challenged kids helplessly try to play defense on Liberty Christian Prep center Tacko Fall.
It’s beyond comical looking at opposing teams and the “fuck this bullshit” look of despair on their faces.
We’ve seen some tall motherfuckers in the past who never panned out, mainly because they were too fucking big to move. Former University of North Carolina-Asheville player, Kenny George first comes to mind. You could just feel his knees disintegrating with every step. However, Fall looks much more mobile.
Today, he signed with Donnie Jones and the University of Central Florida. The basketball squad has been a bit of a circus since the Jordan brothers came and went, so Fall should fit right in.
Obviously, he’s going to be nowhere near as dominant on the collegiate level, as players are typically above six feet, but it should still be something to keep an eye on to see how his game translates to Division I.
Welcome to Orlando, Tacko..
[via ESPN]
Image via Youtube
I need to call Vegas and get the line on him going to the NBA
11 years ago at 5:46 pmThis is where the 3-point hook shot would come into play for the opposing team.
11 years ago at 6:12 pmI guess that’s where the rest of Gary Coleman went.
11 years ago at 11:34 pmHe’s good at basketball because he’s black, right?
11 years ago at 12:29 amprobably.He’s probably good at sleeping too………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………
11 years ago at 7:24 amMe at happy hour.
11 years ago at 3:04 amimagine what he does to the kids on the tard bus. Another example of the selective breeding process which was one of the benefits of slavery. Too bad only a select few figure it out.
11 years ago at 7:22 amI’d apologize for messing that up, but you seem like a young prick, so I shall refrain.
11 years ago at 9:08 amHe’s African, so his ancestors weren’t enslaved. I know Florida’s education is shit, but you can do better.
11 years ago at 11:34 pmWhat a knightmare for the other team.
11 years ago at 12:26 am