No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
13 years ago at 8:58 amGood one^
13 years ago at 9:49 amGeaux bleaux yourself
13 years ago at 11:44 am“yeah pledge bro, we should have sex! who cares about gai aids, they will have a cure by then” -PIKE
13 years ago at 11:04 amI bet you wish your nose was a dick. So you could use it to fuck butts.
13 years ago at 11:15 am^ I chuckled
13 years ago at 11:44 amIf you have sex with a man, you will get AIDS and die
13 years ago at 1:06 pm^ That’s what they should teach in HS sex edu
13 years ago at 1:58 pm^^^^ We have a winner.
13 years ago at 2:41 pm#YOLO #FRIENDS
13 years ago at 2:57 pmUpon further investigation, I concluded that I did in fact piss in my closet. #FratBoyProblems
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