My grandfather is John D. Rockefeller. No really, my grandfather is John D. Rockefeller. TFM.

    1. Bambi

      YES! THIS IS GAY! TEHHEHEHE JOHN D. ROCKADICK IS NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER SILLY GOOSE! TEHEHHEHEHEHE BAMBITEAM# <3

      13 years ago at 10:03 pm
    2. ImNateHlggers

      ^Seriously… As much as I like TFM I don’t know if I can do this anymore. Christ.

      13 years ago at 12:47 am
    3. Bush Light

      ^^^^^ I honestly don’t have the words to explain how much of a dickfuck you are. I hope you get roofied, then later murdered. You won’t remember a thing.

      13 years ago at 3:30 pm
    4. Bambi

      THANKS AGAIN BUSH LIGHT! AND YOU ARE SO STUPID FOR HAVING YOUR PHOTO AS YOUR PROFILE PIC! YOU UGLY SLUT TEHEHEHHEHEHE LUV YOU ALL BAMBITEAM#

      13 years ago at 3:34 pm
    5. jack d

      This is why I don’t read the comments anymore unless there is literally nothing else to do.

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. James T Fratbury

      That or he’s like 40 himself and refuses to move on from college. Which is probably TFTC.

      13 years ago at 11:12 pm
    1. Drunk

      One Grandfather killed some Nazis and the other played in the NFL. That’s pretty damn Amrican

      13 years ago at 9:51 pm
  1. Proud Texan

    John D. Rockefeller’s only surviving grandchild is 97 years old, so I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one.

    13 years ago at 9:02 pm
    1. QuintanaBreeze

      Let the record show that there are a number of other Americans named John D Rockefeller. At no point did this TFM clarify a specific JDR.

      13 years ago at 9:06 pm
    2. IPfreely

      Not gonna lie, my grandfather is John D. Rockefeller. No really, my grandfather is John D. Rockefeller. TFM.

      13 years ago at 9:07 pm
    3. YouFilthyAnimal

      Thank you public defender Quintana Breeze for your continued pro bono services. The poor certainly appreciate your generosity.

      13 years ago at 11:46 am
    1. thefratasticmrfox

      I’m T. Boone Pickens. No really, I am T. Boone Pickens. I endorse this post

      13 years ago at 12:12 pm