Olympic Opponents: Is Stockholm Syndrome Setting in?

Stockholm syndrome: a psychological phenomenon in which hostages express empathy and have positive feelings towards their captors, sometimes to the point of defending them. These feelings are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims, who essentially mistake a lack of abuse from their captors for an act of kindness. – Wikipedia

The shit’s real, guys. It’s real, and it’s starting to seep into the fragile, broken-down minds of America’s Olympic opposition. Pictured above is the scene that took place in the immediate minutes following a 47-point beat down of Tunisia. These guys not only relished the opportunity to share the court with our American superstars, they took pleasure in the thumping they received.

“Hey uh, Kobe. Hey there. Great game out there, man. You mind signing my shoe for me?” “Thanks. It was a pleasure getting the business out there from you. Good luck!”

  1. fratoclus

    That is a 34-year-old basketball superstar. Of course some dumbass foreign kid that could be beat by any NCAA team is going to ask for his autograph after playing against him. In frat terms, it’s kinda like sasha asking McCoy for an autograph.

    12 years ago at 7:55 pm
    1. Sasha_

      You mixed up the names in that last sentence there, champ. Coming from someone making Jimmy Tatro references, I guess it’s okay though. -Sasha

      12 years ago at 7:57 pm
    2. Sasha_

      lol bro u dont hav 2 take ur laps dont listen 2 any1. but i go by mr. says now actually lol a little bit more professional #friend u kno ?!?!?! lol bro c u #l8r dood byeee -sasha

      12 years ago at 10:53 pm
    3. fratoclus

      I meant the dumbass in the atomic videos. Your comments are usually funny, but if you’re the rho epsilon epsilon guy, fuck you.

      12 years ago at 2:15 pm
  2. Dorns_Boy_Toy

    “It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex! – Kobe” … Something of that sort was signed on that man’s shoe?

    12 years ago at 11:18 pm