Bane's double-fist-tall-boy-open power stance in the Dark Knight Binges. TFM.

Go thing you’re leaving bro. You’re not that cool. Here at DeVry we rarely put others down but you are a troll. You probably live under a bridge as most trolls do. I live in the DeVry Institutes dorms strictly because I want to associate with other students. Sure most the women are middle aged and not exactly visually pleasing, but I’ll tell you Mr. Sashapoopoodonutpants, the education you get here is definitely worth the money. I’d go as far as to say you get the most bang for your buck, if you’re catching my drift. So go back to Princeton or whatever Whoville you fornicate at and stay of Totalfraternitymove.com because trolls like you are not allowed. To all my other Brosephs, stay cool in the summer heat and do some pre-semester studying. #comecheckoutdevry #educationiskey #bangforurbuck

#notyourfriend I don’t befriend trolls! Here at Devry we do offer an extraterrestrial beings class and there is even a whole chapter dedicated to the well-being and study of trolls. They are green and nasty looking creatures that carry wooden clubs (sometimes spiked and sometimes not). Al Michaels just said a troll was hit by a shuttle bus at the Olympics. Must have been a troll. Your kind is on a downward spiral. @sashadoodoohead shake your dick this pissing contest is over.

I’d like her spike my sack with her ooochy cooochy va j j. Once I say I’m from Devry she will be all over me! #whatahottiepants!