Bryce Harper Abides by “Sun’s Out, Guns Out”
12 years ago

I think Bryce Harper is setting himself up to build a tee shirt empire upon retirement from Major League Baseball. The young man is definitely capitalizing on his popularity. He came up with one slogan on his own when he launched his new brand with the “Don’t Be a Clown, Bro” tank top.

This next slogan is one he isn’t going to be taking credit for, but it suits him well. Harper showed up to the Nationals ballpark in a bright red “Sun’s Out, Guns Out” tank and a ridiculous matching headband. The pythons were in full view and come with the standard Harper “Fuck you” sentiment. It’s clear he doesn’t play for Lou Brown. His ballplayers “wear caps and sleeves in the league, son.”

  4. Fratlem Brotrotters

    What a gdi. I don’t understand why people are so obsessed with this loser.

    12 years ago at 3:14 pm
    3. Fratlem Brotrotters

      What putting up mediocre numbers this year? Nobody will remember who this kid is in a couple years.

      12 years ago at 4:02 pm
    5. Old Virginia

      ^^That’s one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. You’re saying a 19 year old kid with all the talent in the world and a great team around him and who’s still putting up solid numbers will be forgotten in couple years? Now just who the fuck do you think you are to make that sort of a prediction?

      12 years ago at 7:07 pm
    6. Hazing Actives

      ^Settle down, man. Everything is going to be okay. He is a fucking tool, though.

      12 years ago at 8:37 am
    1. JudgeFraterson

      ^Yeeeeup. Trout already has better #s and more than likely doesn’t have an attic full of retired Ed hardy shirts.

      12 years ago at 4:47 pm
  6. charliebrohurst

    If you’re gonna root for a rookie, at least root for fucking Trout. He’s got better numbers and his mechanics are better so he has a higher ceiling.

    12 years ago at 3:32 pm
    2. Pat McGroin

      ^ Frazier’s good, not great. He came up with his best stuff when it mattered though. Not only did he blast a HR, he got the save against the Japs in the 98 LLWS.

      12 years ago at 4:36 pm
    3. Vinny Chase

      I think Trout is great and will be great for years. However, you have to love Harper, he plays the game hard and he’s got the tools to hit 40 bombs a year. I think Trout will have a better career, but Harper is good for baseball even though he’s a clown, bro.

      12 years ago at 5:06 pm
    4. The Big LeFratski

      Super Todd Frazier is the man. He walks up to Sinatra. He said he isn’t concerned about “replacing” Votto. Truly TFTC.

      12 years ago at 8:12 pm