For some reason my Chik-fil-A sandwich tasted like the First Amendment. TFM.

    1. Otis_my_man

      “Well what happened was a bunch of dumb fucks threw a protest that consisted of waiting in line and eating fast food.”
      Fucking true. If you think that eating a fucking chicken sandwich makes you some kind of First Amendment savior, you’re an idiot. The fact that political discussion is based on a fucking chicken sandwich in our country is a disgrace. The people that celebrated this day are just as dumb as the dipshits that aren’t eating a god damn fast food sandwich because a private citizen chooses to spend his money on things that he cares about.

      13 years ago at 3:26 am
    2. Otis_my_man

      I have no fucking clue why my comment went under this as a response. I definitely clicked on the other one. Fuck.

      13 years ago at 4:16 pm
  1. I am drot nunk

    Can someone enlighten me in a short summary of what this Chik-Fil-A business is about? I heard it has something to do with the owners standing out against gay rights. If so, props to them.

    13 years ago at 9:40 pm
    1. Joran van der Frat

      1) Owner of Chik-Fil-A donates money to pro-traditional-marriage groups
      2) Chik-Fil-A is trying to open new stores in Boston and Chicago
      3) Pinko mayors of Chicago and Boston tell Chik-Fil-A they “don’t belong” in their cities.
      4) People flock to Chik-Fil-A stores all over the country to support them and quadruple the company’s normal daily sales.
      5) Liberals get bitch-slapped simultaneously by the first amendment and the free market.

      13 years ago at 9:50 pm
    2. broliferator

      Well what happened was a bunch of dumb fucks threw a protest that consisted of waiting in line and eating fast food.

      13 years ago at 12:32 am
    3. Drop of Scotch

      ^^^ and ^^^^ – You just ousted yourselves as geeds. What you meant to say was there should be a “Nice Move” button. Lace ’em up.

      13 years ago at 7:46 am
    4. I am drot nunk

      @broliferator, I would but I work a lot. Even at work I don’t have a lot of time for the news. It’s been a sheltered life for me this summer. Hardly any news, and I’ve barely seen anything Olympic related. Life isn’t fair, get used to it.

      13 years ago at 12:23 pm
    5. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      Choosing to stay up to date on frat culture over the news and Olympics. TFM

      13 years ago at 10:37 pm
    1. EX in the Rx

      There is nothing Honorable, of good character, or possessed of good morals in siding with a company that would purposely discriminate against their employee’s based on a factor of their life in which they have no control. I am Sigma Chi and I follow the white cross in my life to the fullest remembering everything that our founders and our ritual stands for. (Friendship, JUSTICE, and learning). To follow such an organization would be to undermine the purpose of the fraternity in which you sought and accepted membership to. Rethink your posts and comments before you try and represent my fraternity brother.
      In Hoc Signo Vinces

      13 years ago at 4:55 pm
    2. Old Joe

      Having a TFM account goes against everything your fraternity stands for. Stop giving a fuck.

      13 years ago at 9:05 am
    3. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      It’s always refreshing to hear someone who actually sounds like they are in a real fraternity and stand for its values. I’m not a sigma chi but thanks EX in the Rx.

      13 years ago at 1:59 pm
  2. FratProphet93

    The reason Chik-fil-A donated money to these anti-human rights groups is because the people that compose these organizations are the same as their target audience: dumb poor people, who turn to a literalist interpretation of the bible because their judgement is too clouded to figure out a way to salvage their miserable lives

    13 years ago at 11:57 pm
    1. FratProphet93

      ^^My parents are proud that their son is well on his way to medical school to become doctors just like they are. Yours, however, are ashamed that you attempt to solicit your body to a writer on a comedy website whom you have probably never met.

      13 years ago at 12:46 am
    2. FratProphet93

      ^If I was gay, it would be because I was biologically pre-disposositioned to be attracted to men. But I wouldn’t need to fuck myself, because I would have your asshole to penetrate at my disposal.

      13 years ago at 1:03 am
    3. ImNateHlggers

      ^This. ^^I think you just confirmed all of our suspicions. Now kill yourself. Thanks.

      13 years ago at 2:07 am
    4. FratProphet93

      Gayest comeback? Is that supposed to be an insult? Because there’s countless gay people more clever than you idiots. The fact that you^ are so sensitive about this issue implies that you have some deep seated insecurities about your masculinity. I’m not gay, but if I was I’d admit it openly, and still be twice the man that you are

      13 years ago at 2:22 am
    5. ImNateHlggers

      ^^I have 0 insecurities about my masculinity, nor is there any reason that I should have any. Besides, what does my stance on a social issue have to do with how much of a man I am? Such encouragement and support of gays is almost as bad as being a homo anyway, and at this point I can’t tell if you’re trolling or just a fucking liberal retard with a hard-on for gays. Either way, I want to put a fucking axe in your forehead. Fuck you.

      13 years ago at 5:26 am
    6. Gerald Sandusky

      ^^^Woah woah woah 2 things.
      1.) I’m going to absolutely destroy the inside of your asshoIe.
      2.) You know that one guy in the house that nobody likes? Yeah that’s you. Go occupy a street and vote for the n!gger that’s ruining this country.

      13 years ago at 8:53 am
    7. GTgentleman

      So fratprophet, how many times are you going to keep reposting trying to cover up the fact that you are indeed gay?

      13 years ago at 9:03 am
    8. The Triangle

      FratProphet, The reason you would be twice the man we are is because you would have another man inside of you.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
    9. FratProphet93

      not sure why im getting moderated for posting a logically thought out argument. This doesn’t quite taste like the first amendment

      13 years ago at 1:47 am
    10. I am drot nunk

      Shut up fratprophet. You don’t know shit about these gay rights and what they stand for. You do know that if you say it’s incriminating on civil rights against gays, I can also throw that back at you and say it’s the same with aborted babies? We all know this is NOT a civil rights case. It’s a case where the LGBT community wants to have the title of “marriage”. If you did any research, civil unions are basically the same thing as marriage, if not better. But no, gays want the title of “marriage” because it’s “politically correct”. Mr Cathy has every right to state his opinion through speech and money. You don’t believe me? Democrats do the same bullshit when they go to vote in November every four years. How? Because most Democrats stand for abortion, and to some that incriminates the civil rights of a part of society, in this case, the pre-born. So why don’t you take your hypocritical self, and get the fuck off this website. You DON’T know what you are talking about and you never will until you open your eyes to BOTH sides.

      13 years ago at 6:26 pm
    11. FratProphet93

      ^I’ve done research, and if civil unions were the same as marriage, then why wouldn’t heterosexual couples go for that more often? There are legal differences, and gays should have the right to decide to get married. I NEVER argued against his right to state his opinion. I argued that his opinion is a shitty, illogical one whose merits are based solely on a book written 2000 years ago. And let’s not make this an abortion debate, because it’s not. The two are very different. Better luck next time try hard

      13 years ago at 12:24 pm
    12. I am drot nunk

      ^You didn’t do any research. A civil union is a union between two people of the same sex with rights similar to those as marriage. You just lost all credibility. Good try try-hard.

      13 years ago at 12:28 pm
    13. YouFugginQueer

      …So long story short FratProphet eats Haagen Dasz with his boyfriend’s penis?

      13 years ago at 3:17 pm
  3. ShittingInMyhand

    I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off at this entire chik fi la thing. So damn stupid.

    13 years ago at 1:36 am
  4. FratProphet93 . You are on your way to be in medical school? You put the year 93′ in your name. Which would make you two years younger than me, a senior only 4 years. So as a sophomore you’re “on you way”. Yeah shutup kid

    13 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. Frat Seizure_1890

      Go ahead and start running, and once you’re done we’ll talk about the fact that “shut up” is two words

      13 years ago at 10:20 am
    2. Frat Seizure_1890

      ^^you didn’t end your last sentence with punctuation either, so we’ll call that one even.

      13 years ago at 1:35 pm
    3. Otis_my_man

      HEY MAN HE GOT AN A IN INTRO PSYCHOLOGY AND INTRO CHEM HE’S BASICALLY A DOCTOR ALREADY

      13 years ago at 4:23 pm