1. Skip the mini golf course
2. Pick up a case of beer and tin of copenhagen.
3. Go to the big boy golf course
4. If you see Dorn mowing the lawn there, throw a 9 iron at his head.
First, hold dorn down as he squirms like a little bitch. Afterwards, shove your 9 iron in his asshole slowly. Finally, maliciously and violently shave that vagina growing from his face off and put it into a glass to keep as a trophy for the remainder of time..
You obviously weren’t drunk enough.
13 years ago at 8:57 pm1. Skip the mini golf course
13 years ago at 9:10 pm2. Pick up a case of beer and tin of copenhagen.
3. Go to the big boy golf course
4. If you see Dorn mowing the lawn there, throw a 9 iron at his head.
Fucking badass
13 years ago at 9:20 pmPffft.
13 years ago at 9:28 pm1. What in the hell is a tin? Its called a can here in the south.
13 years ago at 9:42 pm^ You do know what a tin is. Don’t sell yourself short, fella.
13 years ago at 9:45 pmFirst, hold dorn down as he squirms like a little bitch. Afterwards, shove your 9 iron in his asshole slowly. Finally, maliciously and violently shave that vagina growing from his face off and put it into a glass to keep as a trophy for the remainder of time..
13 years ago at 4:36 am^ Hi, PIKEpledge.
13 years ago at 9:33 amDorn, it is apparent that you are a highly wanted rape candidate, usually sodomized.
13 years ago at 9:35 am^ I want to wear dorn’s skin as a fucking Halloween costume.
13 years ago at 10:40 amYou obviously weren’t drunk enough
13 years ago at 11:18 pmBeing a dick head to 8 year olds TFTC?
13 years ago at 7:09 amExactly
13 years ago at 9:43 amWE SHOULD PLAY TOGETHER SOMETIME AS LONG AS YOU AGREE TO SPREAD LOVE AND POSITIVITY ON EVERY HOLE – Lil B
13 years ago at 11:21 am^ love and positivity will spread within me with every hole i put into your chest with my .45
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13 years ago at 2:10 pmNo
13 years ago at 3:17 pmThere’s no such thing as a frat boy problem
12 years ago at 12:44 amWell, thats mighty white of ya, but putt-putt etiquette says you gotta wait tell we finish shooting.
13 years ago at 6:01 pm