Sometimes, i eat asparagus for about 3 days. Then i pee in a persons butt. Usually a female. I wait for them to have bowel movement. When they do, I am there waiting. With a bowl. Then i take my pee fresh from the butt. Then i take it to the sauna in my house. I know im fucking rich. and i pour it on the hot coals. mmmmmm
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13 years ago at 9:21 pm^
13 years ago at 10:07 pmluu
13 years ago at 3:12 amMaking friends is hard.
13 years ago at 9:21 pmgo out and socialize pussy
13 years ago at 9:33 pm^Socialism. NF.
13 years ago at 9:49 pmSocializing penises. FaF.
13 years ago at 9:52 pm^^ something was done
13 years ago at 10:40 pm^indeed, done.
13 years ago at 10:31 amWhy?
13 years ago at 9:32 pm^ Indeed
13 years ago at 4:44 pmSometimes, i eat asparagus for about 3 days. Then i pee in a persons butt. Usually a female. I wait for them to have bowel movement. When they do, I am there waiting. With a bowl. Then i take my pee fresh from the butt. Then i take it to the sauna in my house. I know im fucking rich. and i pour it on the hot coals. mmmmmm
13 years ago at 9:59 pmThe only thing that concerned me about your entire comment was the fact that you said its “usually a female.”
13 years ago at 10:02 pmIm really conserned that he didin meurder this female
13 years ago at 10:08 pm^ I’m concerned you didn’t learn proper grammar in grade school.
13 years ago at 10:10 pm^I’m concerned you don’t know the difference between grammar and spelling.
13 years ago at 3:36 pm^I’m concerned that you’re concerned about their concerns.
13 years ago at 1:04 amActually breaking up with girls your not dating. TFTC?
13 years ago at 10:29 pmyou’re*
13 years ago at 10:30 pmOnly threatening girls with the girth of your erection. RFM.
13 years ago at 10:43 pm^ but never with length. RFM.
13 years ago at 10:55 amYaw
13 years ago at 11:06 am^ TMarshM
13 years ago at 4:46 pmFaF
13 years ago at 11:44 pmCool name, try hard.
13 years ago at 11:45 pmThreatening to move out of New Jersey when you don’t even live there. TFM.
13 years ago at 10:07 amWhats a New Jersey?
13 years ago at 12:35 pmIt’s like..ya know…a jersey, but instead of old, it’s new…so….
13 years ago at 12:36 pm^This Fuckin Guy
13 years ago at 1:16 pm
Don’t make sense. Or am i not reading this in a humorous manner?
13 years ago at 1:54 pmBeing confused when a girl you didn’t realize you were “dating” breaks up with you. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:28 pmThis comment kicks the original comments ass.
13 years ago at 8:35 am^^this guy gets it
13 years ago at 1:04 amEveryone checkout FratBoy Problems on twitter! @FratBroProbs
13 years ago at 10:59 am