"The Campaign" being about a GDI son trying to impress his dad, but still disappointing him. TFM.

  1. ItPaysToHaze

    Intern, how the fuck can you post anything submitted by someone with the name HSFratStar?

    13 years ago at 3:44 pm
  2. StraightUpEverclear

    I like when he fucks his opponents wife. A little cushion for the pushin.

    13 years ago at 5:26 pm
  3. Self Broclaimed

    This is like saying Inception is about a woman committing suicide. It’s a minuscule plot detail.

    13 years ago at 11:35 pm
  4. LEGENwaitforitDARY

    Intern, do you actually enjoy shoving fallic-shaped objects up your anus? I mean, can you seriously receive pleasure from shoving a 14 inch dildo all the way up your colon? Just the thought of it seems completely unfathomable to me. It’s alright though, no one here is judging you for your choice of lifestyle…

    Oh, who am I kidding? Everyone here wishes that you would drown in a bathtub full of your lover’s semen, which when you come to think of it, is a lot of ejaculations that you have assisted him in. Like, a disturbingly high number of loads blown, not including the ones that you’ve been more than willing to swallow. God, you disgust me.

    13 years ago at 9:06 am
    1. Frat_deral

      School year is right around the corner, looking forward to more adderal rants, you guys.

      13 years ago at 5:48 pm