A koozie is an item designed to keep your beverage cold over am extended period of time, however the “shotgun” approach to consuming such a beverage is a rapid form of consumption. One would only use a koozie while performing said shotgun if they were a pussy and could not handle the frigid temperature of the can in contact with their lady like, un-callaced hands or if they were trying excessively hard to look “fratty”
No, topsider is absolutely correct. The try-hard is the douche that posted this. In addition, everyone knows that ice cold beer is harder to shotgun than warmer beer. This post is like wiping before you shit.
This comment is a grammatical train wreck. Also, “I’m not saying I’m Superman but let me just put it this way, if I were shot in the head I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I almost welcome it.”
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13 years ago at 6:13 pmsecond
13 years ago at 6:19 pmA koozie is an item designed to keep your beverage cold over am extended period of time, however the “shotgun” approach to consuming such a beverage is a rapid form of consumption. One would only use a koozie while performing said shotgun if they were a pussy and could not handle the frigid temperature of the can in contact with their lady like, un-callaced hands or if they were trying excessively hard to look “fratty”
13 years ago at 6:20 pmhow about you take this towel and gatorade, sport. You appear to be trying really hard over there.
13 years ago at 6:22 pm^^ Try hard.
13 years ago at 6:31 pm^^^this guy might be trying hard, but putting a shotgun hole in a koozie is retarded.
13 years ago at 6:55 pmWe already have a joke explainer here.
13 years ago at 5:36 pmNo, topsider is absolutely correct. The try-hard is the douche that posted this. In addition, everyone knows that ice cold beer is harder to shotgun than warmer beer. This post is like wiping before you shit.
13 years ago at 2:18 pmIn 2 weeks we’ll see these for sale on Rowdy Gentleman.
13 years ago at 6:45 pmDon’t worry, I’m working on a patent.
13 years ago at 6:49 pm^This guy. Fuck those haters, it’s a funny as shit thought and would be funny to see it work.
13 years ago at 11:24 pmPunching a shotgun hole in my kegskin. TFTC?
13 years ago at 6:48 pmPunching a shotgun hole in my Urethra for maximum butt peeing RFM
13 years ago at 8:21 pm^ oh yeah?
13 years ago at 9:11 pmThis fucking guy ^^
13 years ago at 12:47 amLetting a sorostitute shotgun your flute. FAF
13 years ago at 2:26 pmTry punching a shotgun hole in your head. And tell us how it worked out for ya.
13 years ago at 8:57 pm^Take a seat, Junior.
13 years ago at 9:11 pmThis comment is a grammatical train wreck. Also, “I’m not saying I’m Superman but let me just put it this way, if I were shot in the head I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I almost welcome it.”
13 years ago at 9:11 pm^^^ But if he did that he would probably die and wouldn’t be able to tell us how it worked out.
13 years ago at 9:31 amSound like a TBlackedoutTC action to me. I can see it happening if you’re drunk enough to forget that you are using a koozie.
13 years ago at 9:09 amGreat name. Gronk smash
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13 years ago at 10:52 am