Sir, I believe you do not understand the format of a TFM. The “move” at the end is unnecessary. Instead, you should have considered phrasing it as a gerund, eg. “Sneaking beers…”
NO YOU DIDNT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT “LIL B” DOES NOT DO SHOTS HE ONLY DRINKS VERY RARE JUICE TO KEEP HIS SKIN SHINY AND BEAUTIFUL I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THE BASEDGOD TOLD ME – Lil B
I was playing Santa at a party and my girlfriend said that we should go because she was tired. I said no, so she said, “Well, how ‘bout I give you a ‘present’ on the way home?” Of course I got us the hell out of there. But then in the car she decided she wasn’t going to do it so I got mad. When I brought her home, she told me that she was sorry she didn’t perform, and said, “If you beat me upstairs I’ll suck your dick, but if I beat you, then you have to eat me out.” We raced and she beat me, so I ate her out and about 7 minutes later she came all over me. I started to go to clean up, but she stopped me and she threw me on the bed and started to suck me. She deep throated me and I was amazed. It was the first time she had done that and she took all 7 inches like a champ. About 15 minutes later I came in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. It was so hot!
I want to hear more about you playing Santa. Were children at this party? Are you recounting this tale from a past holiday season, or were you dressed as Santa at a party in August? Did you fully commit to the costume, or just wear a hat?
Sir, I believe you do not understand the format of a TFM. The “move” at the end is unnecessary. Instead, you should have considered phrasing it as a gerund, eg. “Sneaking beers…”
13 years ago at 3:56 pmWell said
13 years ago at 6:31 pmTotalSneakingBeersIntoTheStadiumToShotgunForTouchdownsMove aka TFM
13 years ago at 8:29 pmWoah I would of never thought of this! Thanks TFM!
13 years ago at 3:57 pmwhere the fuck are the hyphens between the words, dumbass. I bet you go to pitt
13 years ago at 4:00 pmI bet you go to UPenn because you clearly have such a grasp on the English language.
13 years ago at 4:06 pmHe must’ve just gotten out of freshman orientation, he’ll fix up his grammar in English 101.
13 years ago at 4:06 pmLeave it to the Yanks to post something this stupid.
13 years ago at 4:26 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:33 pm^this for agreeing with ^^that.
13 years ago at 5:17 pm^^ them for agreeing with these.
13 years ago at 6:33 pm^ for him agreeing with those ^^, ^^^
13 years ago at 6:53 pmI like all of you
13 years ago at 7:24 pmI like you if you shot Lil B
13 years ago at 10:48 pmI shot you if you like lil b
13 years ago at 12:43 amI did shots with Lil b
13 years ago at 4:14 amNO YOU DIDNT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT “LIL B” DOES NOT DO SHOTS HE ONLY DRINKS VERY RARE JUICE TO KEEP HIS SKIN SHINY AND BEAUTIFUL I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THE BASEDGOD TOLD ME – Lil B
13 years ago at 11:34 amAgreed^^^^^^^
13 years ago at 2:08 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZnizAAeP4
13 years ago at 4:48 pmI was playing Santa at a party and my girlfriend said that we should go because she was tired. I said no, so she said, “Well, how ‘bout I give you a ‘present’ on the way home?” Of course I got us the hell out of there. But then in the car she decided she wasn’t going to do it so I got mad. When I brought her home, she told me that she was sorry she didn’t perform, and said, “If you beat me upstairs I’ll suck your dick, but if I beat you, then you have to eat me out.” We raced and she beat me, so I ate her out and about 7 minutes later she came all over me. I started to go to clean up, but she stopped me and she threw me on the bed and started to suck me. She deep throated me and I was amazed. It was the first time she had done that and she took all 7 inches like a champ. About 15 minutes later I came in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. It was so hot!
13 years ago at 8:40 pmI think this man will be full of intriguing stories.
13 years ago at 8:54 pm^
13 years ago at 9:41 pmI want to hear more about you playing Santa. Were children at this party? Are you recounting this tale from a past holiday season, or were you dressed as Santa at a party in August? Did you fully commit to the costume, or just wear a hat?
13 years ago at 11:24 pm^^^^ exponentially better than the post itself
13 years ago at 10:03 amI also weirdly enjoyed this comment. Finishing while she is deepthroating is awesome, feels like you are really doing something
13 years ago at 1:05 pmIf you’re at Penn State, you’re going to be sober for the next few years on game day. Pity.
13 years ago at 11:50 pm^ha
13 years ago at 8:57 am^^ completely unfathomable
13 years ago at 2:24 pmI remember my first high school football game.
13 years ago at 1:11 pm