Playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" after the fire department puts out a fire in your house. TFM.

  1. sigma_chi_1855

    Do you play “fuck the police” when the cops show up? That’s how you know you’re frat.

    13 years ago at 3:26 pm
    1. DeerBeerandRear

      No no no, if you play “Cocaine” while doing cocaine that’s how you know.

      13 years ago at 4:10 pm
    2. NativeFloridaCracker

      Playing Abbott And Costellos “Who’s on first”. While working your way through the bases with (______). Insert derogatory comment for woman there.

      13 years ago at 5:24 pm
  2. Tallapoosa Snu

    An old fraternity man i met told me a story about how they wanted a new house, and it took 5 times trying to burn the fucker down before they finally got the job done to get the insurance money, and the key happened to be setting a rival fraternity’s grand piano on fire and rolling it down a hill into a corner store. Fraternities jsut aint what they used to be. A prank and insurance fraud all at once.

    13 years ago at 4:24 pm
  3. better_than_you

    Playing “We didnt start the fire” when your gangbang turns sour after you realize she was a fire crotch. TFM.

    13 years ago at 4:47 pm
  4. ImNateHlggers

    Playing “It’s Hip to Be Square” while axing a co-worker to death. TFM

    13 years ago at 7:28 pm
    1. better_than_you

      Agreed. Its now a thing. Speaking of things, what is this lump on one of my 3rd nut?

      13 years ago at 10:54 am
  5. Bro_penhagen

    I miss when this site wasn’t filled with pathetic try-hards, who can’t just enjoy a good laugh. (Cue the try-hard comments)

    13 years ago at 12:10 pm