Using your Sperrys to wake up an unconscious brother. TFM.

  1. Proud Devry Alum

    I usually rest my cock on their forehead and tickle their nose with my ball sack, but hey do whatever works!

    12 years ago at 1:36 pm
    1. Proud Devry Alum

      My penis is to your mouth as the reply button is to __________.
      Answer: Your asshole

      12 years ago at 2:00 pm
  2. GTgentleman

    Sperry comments are very quickly becoming NF. So fucking annoying and not even remotely funny.

    12 years ago at 6:00 pm
  3. GTgentleman

    Sperrys were cool until high school seniors started wearing them. All of them.

    12 years ago at 6:01 pm
    1. Bobby BLOWden

      The high school senior “look how fratty I dress” trend is annoying as shit. I can’t get on facebook without seeing some 17 year old kid wearing a bow tie to school.

      12 years ago at 8:16 pm
    2. Frationalguard

      I don’t mind the normal, two eye hole, leather lace traditional sperrys but some of the huge monstrosities they have now are just ridiculous

      12 years ago at 8:28 pm
    3. UK_KA

      Cole Haan’s, Walabees, and Chaco’s are all we need. Leave the Sperrys for the geeds .

      12 years ago at 8:50 pm
    4. I Shot Lil B

      They were cool until ever high schooler started wearing high Nike socks with them.

      12 years ago at 9:33 pm
    5. bowtiesandboatshoes

      Seeing guys wear sperrys with any form of mesh on the sides makes me want to kill myself.

      12 years ago at 11:54 pm
  4. Hoo Frats Harder

    Intern, given the recent stream of extremely gay TFMs, wouldn’t the proper way to wake an unconscious brother be to anally penetrate and pee until he wakes up?

    12 years ago at 9:03 pm
    1. ClarkGriswoldsShorts

      ^ Take that comment and shorten it and you have next week’s norm of TFMs. I’m starting to hate the intern more than Obama.

      12 years ago at 12:18 am