Explaining to your arresting officer that you were not naked because you had socks on. TFM.

  1. Proud Devry Alum

    Getting arrested. NF. Sucking the officer’s dick because your black out and need a ride home. TFM.

    13 years ago at 8:56 pm
    1. Frationalguard

      So you’ve never worn a pair of 993’s, boots, wingtips, balmorals or anything of the sort? frat dude. frat.

      13 years ago at 9:50 pm
  2. ImNateHlggers

    Explaining to the arresting officer that you aren’t naked because you’re wearing a coat made from the skin of the person you just gutted, and that it’s ok that you killed them cause it was only a hooker. TFTC

    13 years ago at 9:34 pm
    1. better_than_you

      ^^^Wiping the strippers period blood across the officer’s face and telling him to go purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 4:58 am
  3. cleavage

    It’s ok if they were dress socks because you probably were wearing $1200 handmade custom italian wingtips.

    13 years ago at 9:53 pm