Dick’s Picks Week 1

    1. Brobie_Dick

      First off that spread is ridiculous and Michigan is going to win this game so…..comment fail

      13 years ago at 12:24 am
    2. anon574839201

      -14 isn’t the spread on the game, dum dum; it’s the spread on how many picks old Golden Arm Denard is going to throw.

      by the way, Michigan fans, when Toussaint inevitably takes the field Saturday, just know that you lose all right to sit on the imaginary pedestal you’ve all built up in your heads that you sit on while looking down on other schools for putting wins over doing things…

      *prepares to do a Brady Hoke impression by smoking 50 Marlboro reds with filters ripped off, then going to the set of an Anheuser-Busch commercial and taunting a Clydesdale into violently kicking me in the larynx*

      …”the right way”. Glad to have you join us mere mortals here on earth.

      hashtag ThisIsMichigan hashtag LeadersAndBest

      13 years ago at 7:32 am
    3. Virginia Gentleman

      I’m not too sure about USC covering that. Not because I don’t think they can do it, but Kiffin may decide to have mercy on them. Just sayin…

      13 years ago at 9:47 am
    4. rollinghills_bro

      kiffin shows no mercy. esp against norm chow. expect a serious 40+ spanking.

      13 years ago at 10:55 am
    5. Tallapoosa Snu

      That’s a heavy fucking spread. I don’t see USC covering that, even given they’d like to come out and hit a fucking 70 pointer to prove a point….

      13 years ago at 11:36 am
  1. SEC Gameday Drunk

    DICK FUCKING PERRY!!!! WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER.
    …10k on the dawgs, week 2

    13 years ago at 11:58 pm
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      Just because Missouri is in the SEC now doesnt mean they’re good… I dont think people are getting that. The Dawgs, however, have a shot at winning the SEC if they dont fuck up and maintain a run game, and if you win the SEC, you’re in the national championship. LET ME DREAM

      13 years ago at 11:39 am
  2. cleavage

    Fuck Bama and fuck the boring ass sec. rolling to vegas to throw a g on michigan right now.

    13 years ago at 12:06 am
    1. DavidAllanBro

      a g? why not more, son. Go ahead and bet all of your damn life savings against bama, so you can live a horrible life underneath an interstate bridge.

      13 years ago at 12:07 am
    2. cleavage

      Never mind on betting on Michigan. I will now use that money to find you and kill you.

      13 years ago at 12:16 am
  3. NiceGuysFinishLast

    Hey Dick, make a bold pick for once. My grandma could call these games. I know its only week one but shit man.

    13 years ago at 12:17 am