Here's to being positive and testing negative. TFM.

  1. cleavage

    Here’s to testing positive and taking it out by being negative towards pledges.

    13 years ago at 3:21 pm
    1. UK_KA

      ^ This guy lives for trying to insult people… but he’s absolutely horrible at it hahah

      13 years ago at 1:21 am
  2. Anal Urination

    I was at the Bama-MSU game last week and the usher in our section (who was a nog) coughed next to me. Should I get an AIDS test?

    13 years ago at 9:51 pm
    1. FratHulk

      Last time I checked, Alabama played Michigan. I assume MSU is Michigan State. Take a lap, try hard, and next time think before you open your mouth, or, in this case, leave a comment.

      13 years ago at 9:59 pm
    2. Plan B is Plan A

      ^ Hey, give the kid a break, he might have AIDS. I’m sure his mind’s a little scattered right now.

      13 years ago at 11:00 pm
    3. Dicks and Planes

      I’ll give him a break because he didn’t even know who ‘Bama was playing, considering they played the Wolverines, not the Spartans.

      13 years ago at 8:56 am
    4. BigFlats12

      I’d be less worried about the coughing, and more worried about all the skeet you’re gargling.

      13 years ago at 12:47 pm
  3. SonOfASonOfAFratter

    my ex girlfriend once called me telling me she was pregnant as a joke when i was scared because she was late. kept it going for 20 minutes. that was the end of that relationship

    13 years ago at 9:55 pm
    1. Charles Rage Moore

      ^scares like that would never have happened to this guy, just look at that name

      13 years ago at 9:15 am
  4. SupremeGrandFratsar

    This wasn’t bad, but we need to be more specific here. What if the test was to see if your liver is still functioning?

    13 years ago at 4:45 pm