Cowboys owner Jerry Jones having a pledge in his suite to wipe down his glasses. TFM.

  1. Sleazy Asshole

    I cooked spaghetti earlier and ate a shitload and now I’m having trouble drinking my beer. I don’t have to shit and I’m afraid that if I throw up I’ll look at it and get hungry again and eat it. What should I do?

    12 years ago at 8:09 pm
  2. Trumper

    No Intern, your mom doesn’t have the flu. I gave her a funky African STD, you’re welcome.

    12 years ago at 8:13 pm
    1. Danny Devitbro

      I only have sex with African women. Because I hate condoms and I love a gamble.

      12 years ago at 9:59 pm
    1. Rectum Destroyer

      Oh good for you bro!! Noone gives a flying fuck. I hope you drown in battery acid

      12 years ago at 1:28 am
    1. Frattastic378

      Jerry Jones is not he richest owner in the NFL. In fact the richest owner in the NFL is worth 6.5 times more than Jerry.

      12 years ago at 11:33 pm