Dick’s Picks – Week 2

    1. Campus Rapist

      Bacon must be under that desk blowing Dick’s johnson for him to make that call for Mizzou.

      13 years ago at 6:12 pm
    1. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      ^Are you are fucking dumbass Miss.State will more than cover that spread!

      13 years ago at 2:19 am
  1. Success

    Jesus. A. Don’t ever compare AU to Miss St…ever. 2. We’re +3 to the cowbells? Shit. III. Mizzou over UGA? Never. D. Those socks are godawful. 5. Ol’ Dick’s pushing the envelope on slander…satire or not.

    13 years ago at 5:15 pm
    1. cleavage

      Actually Auburn is a pretty good comparison to Miss St. Both are completely irrelevant and second class programs.

      13 years ago at 5:25 pm
    2. Success

      So you’re retarded huh? Good for you, bucky. AU won the nat. 2 years ago and has had top ten recruiting classes for 2 years. They’re young but irrelevant and/or second class? Hardly. Now why don’t you put on your helmet and go hang out with your short bus pals.

      13 years ago at 5:30 pm
    3. cleavage

      Auburn fans are still jerking off to what Cam did two years ago. Your recruiting class statement doesn’t mean shit. All you did last year was serve as a nut rag for the real SEC teams just like Auburn has done for years. Don’t expect a season like 2010 any time soon. Just prepare an argument to see who has the best second class SEC program with Ole Miss and Vandy

      13 years ago at 5:38 pm
    4. Success

      You’re joking right? Auburn has been a class A team for a long time you tard and yeah they won it all by going undefeated in ’10 with Cam. Deal with it. . They went 8-5 last year in the SEC west. Yeah, that’s awful. And the recruiting means a lot douchebag. Do you even understand the game? They’re 70% freshmen and sophomores right now. That will change. Three heismans and a few championships (and a twatload of conference titles) belie your stupid fucking rambling. Grow up and learn the game kid.

      13 years ago at 6:03 pm
    5. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      Pretty sure Miss State had a top 20 class this year and Cam was coming here check every website you tiger fuck until you offered him a large amount of money which you know you did so big deal his heisman will be gone in 5 years cheat on Auburn cheat on!!!

      13 years ago at 2:25 am
    6. Success

      Sweetheart, you might want to remember that it was Miss St. that negotitated with daddy Newton, not AU. You’re 0-5 against AU in the last 5 years. It’ll be 0-6 tomorrow. Your school is a shithole. Go suck a cowbell and quit being jealous.

      13 years ago at 9:57 am
    7. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      Ok ill let you kid yourself now but come tomorrow Miss. State will win we’re fucking favored by 3

      13 years ago at 10:32 am
    8. RTR America

      Every *uburn fans excuse was that they are young last year…..how the fuck can you be young again? Let’s see how many teams in the SEC are 0-1, Vandy, Kentucky, and oh yeah….*uburn. Way to embarrass us again *uburn losing to a team we last saw giving up 70 points in a bowl game. Y’all cheated your way to a title and that flame and recruiting classes are gonna fade away. You will be left with Chizik……Have fun with that. I think the whole “we want a leader, not loser” thing will really become popular at the Barn pretty soon. Enjoy being shit on by Bama and Nick Saban until he decides to retire. ROLL TIDE

      13 years ago at 1:27 pm
    9. cleavage

      Way to go on this one dick. I should have a guy I know smash your knuckles with a baseball bat for this one.

      13 years ago at 12:32 pm
    10. cleavage

      And your dog dmn mizzou coke didn work either you fucking go doma cocksure. fack

      13 years ago at 1:50 am
    11. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      ^^^^ So i don’t think we are 0-6 now and be happy our offense was having a slow day should have been a lot worse than 28-10 y’all could not even account for one offensive touchdown so stfu next time you fucking dumbass HAILSTATE!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago at 9:41 am
    12. Success

      First of all, RTR, a gump should never accuse another team of cheating, that’s bammer’s specialty. Especially a team cleared by the NCAA and FBI, a feeling bammers aren’t used to. And yeah AU is young, if you could read, you’d know that, but you’re a gump, so you can’t. We graduated 80-90% 2 years ago you idiot. And here’s some news for you, bama isn’t championship caliber this year. And DAB, you’re not even worth responding to, you inbread tard.

      To Bows and Toes, I owe you an apology. AU got curbstomped by Miss St. They’re awful and they deserved it. We should be 1-4 and given UL-Monroe’s performance yesterday, could be 0-5. Nonetheless, way to be classy. Act like you’ve been there before, even though you haven’t.

      13 years ago at 2:04 pm
    13. DavidAllanBro

      “being young” is not an excuse. This shows you know nothing about college football. Stop embarrassing yourself. You are a fucking f.a.ggot. Also, you said “way to be classy.” What are you a fucking girl? Sack the fuck up, pussy.

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
    14. Success

      Being young is not an excuse? You’re an absolute moron. I remember quite well when we beat your precious gumps six years in a row and I always heard how young the tide was. Yeah dumbass, age and experience matters. You just talk directly out of your ass you inbred, late term abortion. Oh and I played 3 years of football at AU, shitstain. I’ve forgotten more than you’re testicle of a brain will ever know about the game. You couldn’t play the sport if your daddy paid for your spot. Now shut the hell up and go away again, things were so much nicer without you.

      13 years ago at 6:39 pm
    15. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      To success. Act like I’ve been there before you we’re talking just as much shit to me before the game but since you lose you pull that card you would not have been classy either so don’t act like it you prick

      13 years ago at 10:45 am
  2. phiphisince1868

    With all due respect Dick, those picks ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

    13 years ago at 8:33 pm
    1. jmt

      It’s like he doesn’t do any research into betting trends at all. Not to mention that the OK State game is such a trap line set by Vegas…almost every time a team wins huge like they did, the next week the line will come out looking way too low (-13.5). Vegas does this to get the public to jump on the “sure bet,” while they put all of the smart money on the other side.

      13 years ago at 8:16 am
    2. anon574839201

      I completely agree about betting trends (it’s one of the biggest things I look at), but I’ll say this OKST game circumvents this. I fully expect the T Boones to run laps around Rich Rod down in the desert.

      13 years ago at 8:43 am
    3. jmt

      ^JParks, like a true fraternity gentleman, I must point out the fact of how right I was with this one. Dick Perry is completely horrible.

      13 years ago at 8:37 am
  3. upperdeck_daddy

    at least get some fucking cufflinks if you’re going to try to keep dressing like that.

    13 years ago at 8:45 pm