Sweetheart of the Week: Alyssa Gatto
12 years ago

The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff.

Meet Alyssa Gatto. She’s a 5’2″ blonde from South Carolina, and she’s our Sweetheart of the Week. She’s studying Psychology/Speech-Pathology at College of Charleston and plans on going to grad school.

Take a cold shower though, guys. She’s taken.

Click Here to view Alyssa‘s full Sweetheart profile.

    2. Hoo Frats Harder

      She is not even attractive. Same facial expression in each picture, complete slut, boyfriend is a tool, and she has plastic cheeks. 2/10 would not bang, use less makeup whore.

      12 years ago at 1:57 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      I’d allow her to eat fruit from my grundle and feed it back to me like a baby bird

      12 years ago at 12:27 pm
    5. OpenButtForPee

      I would use her tears as lubricant for my fist, which would be inserted into her anus. Inside said fist would be a packet of homemade lemonade that would be left inside of her. Forever.

      12 years ago at 6:48 am
  8. LEGENwaitforitDARY

    I’d cut her head off and pee in her esophagus. I’d keep the head for good measure though, so I can get casual blowjobs whenever I please with no strings attached. Except for the strings that are actually attached through her ears so that the head is always propelled in the air. Oh, don’t worry, the body isn’t going to go to waste. Remember my urine that is currenctly sitting in her stomach? I’d make a bong out of that, but instead of water, it’s filled with piss.
    I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?

    12 years ago at 12:23 pm
    3. cleavage

      When the founding fathers made free speech a key point of the Bill of Rights, they were probably thinking of noble conversations such as this one.

      12 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. upperdeck_daddy

      i want to stick her poop in a blender with some protein powder, ice, skim milk and maybe a banana, and then drink deeply so that a nice frothy mustache develops on my lip, then i will go kiss my main slam.

      12 years ago at 2:17 pm
    2. cleavage

      I will read this comment and throw up all over her and then proceed to lick it up off of her body.

      12 years ago at 12:57 pm