My pull is having a serious effect on my golf swing. TFM.

    1. Campus Rapist

      Now if we can just get a GIF image of Shooter frenching Happy’s grandma in the Gene Simmons mask, we’ll be golden.

      13 years ago at 12:42 pm
  1. VelociFratter

    Kill yourself you gdi ashole fucks face I fucking hate you die in a pit bitch eat you own feces

    13 years ago at 2:42 pm
    1. Captain Douchebag

      Fucking cuntstain shitboner cumwaffle. Fuckin fuck GDI fuck fuck shit cumbubble tiger rapist

      13 years ago at 8:31 pm
    2. better_than_you

      You can borrow my fleshlight Mr. Douchebag. You may wanna wash it for ya use it though.

      13 years ago at 8:51 pm
    3. Captain Douchebag

      Thanks mR you. I’ll bleach it and treat er real nice. Even cuddle afterwards

      13 years ago at 8:56 pm
    4. better_than_you

      Good deal, you can pick it up any time. I also have a blow up doll that i did a home made boob job on so their huge. you can borrow her too if you want. her names Sabrina and shes tighter than a frogs ass,

      13 years ago at 8:57 pm
    5. Captain Douchebag

      You read my mind pal. I got a pocket pussy I named Molly I’ll trade with ya. A little worn out. But it’s like cowboy boots, only makes it more comfortable

      13 years ago at 9:16 pm
  2. RawDog Millionaire

    Getting arrested for molestation having a serious effect on my golf game. TFM

    13 years ago at 4:32 pm
  3. SigmaFratty

    You would benefit largely from going home and fucking yourself. Fuck off. Fire the intern.

    13 years ago at 7:17 pm
  4. John Frattrick

    Quite honestly I may be to old to have caught a reference. But, someone explain this shit to me. I’ll start running now.

    13 years ago at 8:11 pm
    1. superwayne

      ^ He is saying that he has no pull…as in getting girls. It affects his golf game because he masterbates so much he is stinger on the right side…thus affecting his golf swing.

      13 years ago at 9:30 pm
    2. Upper Fratosphere

      He takes pulls from a bottle – he gets drunk and his golf swing isnt the same. Ya old sumbitch.

      13 years ago at 12:13 pm