Just took the weirdest shit of my life, guys. I’m kinda scared too. It wasn’t beer shits like natty splatties or anything. It was literally all liquid and had a green tinge to it. Then I kept on wiping and we only have shitty 1 ply in the dorm bathroom so my bum started bleeding and I still didn’t get it fully clean. I guess some cottonelle wet wipes would’ve been better but now im just kinda worried that left over feces will get in the laceration that is either on, in, or in the vicinity of my asshole and cause an infection. I know this isn’t yahoo answers or anything (already tried there) but could any fellow bros help me out with some advice? Thanks guys.
If you tape a trashcan to your ass you can drink as much as you want and no need to worry about the clean up. Get you garbage pledge to dispose of the trashcan. Seeing as you live in the dorms i’m guessing thats you. Good luck pledge!
1. Taking a plane on a trip that would probably be less than two hours by vehicle implying this person does not have to worry about money.
2. Implying they always have to have an alcoholic beverage in their hand.
Though this may meet the qualifications of something being “Frat”, it is just that and nothing more.
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13 years ago at 2:43 pmGetting in a quick under-the-blanket blow-j from the sloot sitting next to you on a 45 minute flight. TOpportunistM.
13 years ago at 2:52 pm^This and having the tab. RFM.
13 years ago at 2:57 pm^While wearing sperrys and being on your private jet which is also a yacht.
13 years ago at 3:03 pm^ None of you mentioned croakies, hunting, or Decision Points. Laps.
13 years ago at 3:17 pm^^Yachtjets. FAF.
13 years ago at 3:47 pmThis thing:
13 years ago at 5:24 pm^ you’ve got the right idea
13 years ago at 8:43 pmMaking yourYachtJet look like a dolphin. NF
Making you YachtJet look like a shark. TFM
13 years ago at 9:50 pmi got a hand job on my couch last weed
13 years ago at 7:56 amJust took the weirdest shit of my life, guys. I’m kinda scared too. It wasn’t beer shits like natty splatties or anything. It was literally all liquid and had a green tinge to it. Then I kept on wiping and we only have shitty 1 ply in the dorm bathroom so my bum started bleeding and I still didn’t get it fully clean. I guess some cottonelle wet wipes would’ve been better but now im just kinda worried that left over feces will get in the laceration that is either on, in, or in the vicinity of my asshole and cause an infection. I know this isn’t yahoo answers or anything (already tried there) but could any fellow bros help me out with some advice? Thanks guys.
13 years ago at 3:55 pmYou live in a dorm? Given that its september your a fucking geed or an extreme douche.
13 years ago at 3:57 pm^^ You mean you didn’t just make your slam give you a cleanup blumpkin? Pussy.
13 years ago at 4:00 pm#freshmanprobs
13 years ago at 4:01 pmHaving a Bidet Pledge. TFTC.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmDrink more. Solves all of your problems.
13 years ago at 5:46 pmI use the Cottonelle smooth aloe wet wipes. They work wonders… Just use them from now on. Ass wipes FaF
13 years ago at 9:37 pmIf you tape a trashcan to your ass you can drink as much as you want and no need to worry about the clean up. Get you garbage pledge to dispose of the trashcan. Seeing as you live in the dorms i’m guessing thats you. Good luck pledge!
13 years ago at 9:53 pmFlying first class so you don’t have a tab. TFM
13 years ago at 4:13 pm^
13 years ago at 6:33 pm^^
13 years ago at 12:39 amSo I’m gonna guess daddy was using the private jet that day? Everyone on TFM has a private jet. You must be new here.
13 years ago at 8:30 pmI have six private jets and 17 yachts.
13 years ago at 9:38 pm^Everyone in your picture looks like a fucking chode
13 years ago at 9:40 pm^^Yeah, but how many Yachtjets do you have?!
13 years ago at 8:09 am^ Fuck, I don’t have any of those.
13 years ago at 11:54 am^NF!!!!!!!
13 years ago at 4:48 pmMotion to make Yachtjets the new gold standard…
13 years ago at 8:59 pmSeconded
13 years ago at 10:16 pmMotioned passed
13 years ago at 7:25 amOpening a can of whoopass on jihad terrorists and trying to retake the plane to save American lives. RFM “Let’s Roll” 9/11/01
13 years ago at 7:18 amThis TFM includes:
1. Taking a plane on a trip that would probably be less than two hours by vehicle implying this person does not have to worry about money.
2. Implying they always have to have an alcoholic beverage in their hand.
Though this may meet the qualifications of something being “Frat”, it is just that and nothing more.
This is not Frat, as it is more “Try Hard”.
13 years ago at 7:26 pmA 45 minute plane ride is going to be more than a 2 hour drive unless you’re flying in a Cessna
13 years ago at 9:59 amPullman to Seattle. 45 minutes. Cougs 45, Huskies 0
13 years ago at 11:10 am