Brady is “probably the toughest metrosexual I’ve ever come across” – Wes Welker
13 years ago

There are very few men in this world who can walk the fine line between metrosexual and TFTC. Tom Brady is one of them. Who else could peddle Stetson cologne, Uggs boots and take photos like this while maintaining respect in the huddle? You think Steven Jackson would listen to what Sam Bradford had to say if he showed up to the stadium rocking Bradford edition skinny jeans? Shit’s not happening.

Brady got roughed up in the Patriots’ opener in Tennessee as he took a sack from defensive end Kamerion Wimbley. Blood was running down his well-manicured face after taking one on the nose. Brady threw a bandage on and got back in the game.

“He’s such a good-looking guy,” Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker said. “Obviously, he gets banged up, and he’s probably the toughest metrosexual I’ve ever come across.”

Fuckin’ Welker, man.

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  3. ChattanoogaWhiskey

    Wes, maybe if you spent a little less time sucking Tommy’s manicured dick, and a little more time catching a fucking pass my fantasy team wouldn’t have lost this weekend.

    13 years ago at 11:33 am
    1. Danny Devitbro

      And I wouldn’t have lost money on the Superbowl last year if that pussy catches that wide-open pass.

      13 years ago at 3:33 pm
    2. futureleader14

      I’m a Jets fan, and he knocked even my socks off! There was laughter afoot all throughout my house. No question Welk is the f[oot[]ing man.

      13 years ago at 1:20 am
    1. Boston BroSox

      he was stupid to sign the tender, if he had just held out, the pats would have given in, but he lost all his leverage.

      13 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. CopeNslayin

      TKEs say YITB, Phis spell it out, don’t disrespect this Fraternity or you’re no better than a god damned TKE.

      13 years ago at 10:30 pm