Florida High School Streaker Plans Great Getaway
12 years ago

This one comes out of Pinellas County in Florida. The masked streaker is presumably a Seminole High School student, and with moves like that, he should have been in a football uniform instead of his birthday suit. Look at that sharp cut he makes at the 20-yard line. Kid was blessed with that rare natural athleticism. Damn shame, but he may have a future in bank robbery with this kind of escapability. The getaway car is respectable move.

WARNING: Video contains gratuitous dude ass. Just be thankful it was filmed from the 6:00 point of view as opposed to 12:00. Instead of dude ass, the video would be revealing his hang down and testiculars flailing around like the rubber ball on the end of one of those frustrating wooden paddle toys with the stretchy string.

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  5. Tallapoosa Snu

    Beautifully executed. Sometimes you gotta release the school spirit…. along with the ol’ peener and veggies. To show you really mean it.

    12 years ago at 5:08 pm
    1. Ron Washington

      ^ True statement. However, while beautifully executed, it cannot go unsaid of how dangerous it is to go over a chainlink fence with the peener and veg flopping around. But very well done

      12 years ago at 8:28 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      It takes a lot of practice and a lot of really uncomfortable visits to the campus hospital. But when you master it, the glory is completely worth it.

      12 years ago at 4:45 pm
  8. theincredibleFratman

    Security guard was really thinking: “Thank God for that getaway car or I might have had to wrestle some naked dude to the ground.”

    12 years ago at 7:04 pm