Florida High School Streaker Plans Great Getaway
This one comes out of Pinellas County in Florida. The masked streaker is presumably a Seminole High School student, and with moves like that, he should have been in a football uniform instead of his birthday suit. Look at that sharp cut he makes at the 20-yard line. Kid was blessed with that rare natural athleticism. Damn shame, but he may have a future in bank robbery with this kind of escapability. The getaway car is respectable move.
WARNING: Video contains gratuitous dude ass. Just be thankful it was filmed from the 6:00 point of view as opposed to 12:00. Instead of dude ass, the video would be revealing his hang down and testiculars flailing around like the rubber ball on the end of one of those frustrating wooden paddle toys with the stretchy string.
- [via Orlando Sentinel]
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12 years ago at 3:50 pm^second
12 years ago at 4:09 pmBallsy.
12 years ago at 4:08 pm^
12 years ago at 5:44 pmthat lateral speed is outrageous.
12 years ago at 4:20 pmHe looked pretty aerodynamic
12 years ago at 10:24 pmBeautifully executed. Sometimes you gotta release the school spirit…. along with the ol’ peener and veggies. To show you really mean it.
12 years ago at 5:08 pm^ True statement. However, while beautifully executed, it cannot go unsaid of how dangerous it is to go over a chainlink fence with the peener and veg flopping around. But very well done
12 years ago at 8:28 pmIt takes a lot of practice and a lot of really uncomfortable visits to the campus hospital. But when you master it, the glory is completely worth it.
12 years ago at 4:45 pmgolf clap.
12 years ago at 5:27 pmPlease be 18. Please be 18.
12 years ago at 6:29 pm^ I laughed
12 years ago at 3:52 pmSecurity guard was really thinking: “Thank God for that getaway car or I might have had to wrestle some naked dude to the ground.”
12 years ago at 7:04 pmha. ha. ha
12 years ago at 7:41 pmjesus christ hes got some ups
12 years ago at 9:15 pmWonder if that getaway driver was smart enough to cover up his plates.
12 years ago at 9:30 pmWould have been funnier had his balls/dick clipped the fence. Also the co
12 years ago at 9:34 pm