Princeton Review Names the Top Ten Least Studious Universities
The Princeton Review, arbitrary ranker of all things useless, has named their top ten least studious universities in the country and the list has a distinctly southern flavor. That flavor, in case you’re wondering, has a sort of smoky, papery aftertaste, as it was crafted over the flames of burning books.
Coming in at number one is the University of Alabama, ranked atop the polls in both football and apparently illiteracy as well. But to be fair, the Alabama students want to read, Nick Saban just won’t let them. Why? I don’t know, because he’s a dick? Also making an appearance is Ole Miss, a school that is not good at football, so what the fuck’s your excuse? Just kidding, I’d never leave the Grove either.
There are a few random appearances on the list as well, like the University of North Dakota. I guess their inclusion is understandable. I mean, why study when North Dakota has all that wonderful nothing to offer? The City University of New York – Baruch College, is also on the list. I literally know nothing about this school. Not only do I know nothing about this school, but I do not care to know anything about it, so I’ll just make a sweeping generalization about how the hipsters there are shunning their studies because college diplomas are so 90’s (they really are though).
The full list below:
1. University of Alabama
2. University of North Dakota
3. West Virginia University
4. City University of New York- Baruch College
5. University of Mississippi
6. University of Maryland – College Park
7. Florida State University
8. University of Iowa
9. James Madison University
10. University of Alabama – Birmingham
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12 years ago at 4:16 pmColIpark, Bubba Sparxx
12 years ago at 12:25 amS-E-Sea! S-E-Sea! S-E-Sea!
12 years ago at 4:19 pmthere are just as many ACC schools as SEC on the list Bone Padre
12 years ago at 4:30 pmActually one more assuming College Park is ACC.
12 years ago at 4:54 pmSEC-Alabama, Ole Miss ACC-Maryland, Florida State
12 years ago at 5:19 pm^Great
12 years ago at 10:40 amA SEC proponent that can’t count. How…predictable.
12 years ago at 10:51 am^ A try-hard with incorrect grammar. How predictable.
12 years ago at 2:24 pm^ Sperry’s are owned by Sketchers
12 years ago at 2:58 pm^ You’re owned by Sketchers.
12 years ago at 6:48 pmhahahaha what a shocker that Alabama, Ole Miss, and Florida State are all on there. I would kill myself if I attended any of those Universities. But what is Maryland doing on there? That is a decent school.
12 years ago at 4:21 pmNo, somebody would fucking kill you if you attended one of those Universities. Fucking pussy.
12 years ago at 4:22 pmNo I would kill myself. I don’t want to work at Walmart for the rest of my life.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmLooks like you’re on that path if you think attending these schools puts you in walmart for the rest of your life. Dumbass. Just go ahead and kill yourself anyway.
12 years ago at 4:34 pmYeah, I would kill myself too. Persistently getting laid and winning national championship after national championship, watching the “NFL farm system.” Sounds awful.
12 years ago at 4:35 pm^That’s someone else’s life. You’re not making the money they are by watching them.
12 years ago at 4:44 pmtrailer park sex is nothing to brag about. I’m sure being a football player at Alabama is a great life. You are the elite of the elite. Being a student there is quite the opposite however. How can you show your face at a respectable country club having an Alabama education? I would avoid all upper class events and just stick to nascar for the rest of my life out of embarrassment.
12 years ago at 4:48 pmNope Nick, you would be incorrect.
12 years ago at 4:56 pmUnless you are a football player I do not understand how my statement was incorrect. If you are referring to the fact that you make as much money as an elite athlete then I would have to call your bluff. Your daddy might have but not you.
12 years ago at 5:03 pmAll of you are fucking retards.
12 years ago at 8:02 pmYou clearly don’t know shit about anything, including the validity or real-life usefulness of stupid Princeton Review charts. Honestly I just feel sorry for people like you. You literally can’t even comprehend what you are missing out on. You don’t have the right to use that name. Change it, then go chug some bleach.
12 years ago at 8:55 pmY’all were right and I was wrong. Walmart is obviously not the only option for Alabama grads. Waffle House is also a fine choice. Fratstars and bars, I am assuming you already regret not trying harder in high school. Does the fact that you are missing your two front teeth lessen your ability to say “Roll Tide?”
12 years ago at 9:13 pmYou fucking stuck up prick. I don’t go to Alabama, nice try though, Do you even know what the Founding Father of KA stood for? Or where he was from? I went to the same school he did btw you assclown, I’m pretty sure going to a military academy meant I did plenty well in HS.
12 years ago at 11:08 pmAnd just so you know, some of the most affluent members of the country club I grew up in went to three schools you are making fun of. Keep telling yourself that grades are the most important thing you can make in school, buddy. I guess if I wasn’t getting laid by all the fat ugly trashy Yankee bitches at my sorry Northern school I would tell myself that, too.
Thanks for coming out.
^Easy there hoss. No need to grab a hernia out there. ReaganKA fuck you and Roll Tide.
12 years ago at 11:14 pmReaganKA, I’m a fellow brother of The Order (so no disrespect intended)… but I’m just curious… why the fuck are you always on here bashing other peoples schools? Are you that fucking bored? I come on here to laugh at the posts and comment stupid shit. This is the wrong place to hate on the SEC… The SEC is all about tradition… It’s a way of life. Where the fuck do you go to school? Please tell us. I promise I will shut the fuck up if you just tell us all what university you attend.
12 years ago at 11:15 pmWake Forrest 2012 Emory Law 2015. grew up a Georgia Bulldog.
12 years ago at 9:30 amFuck you ReaganKA and Roll Damn Tide.
12 years ago at 10:41 amCool story, Hanzel
12 years ago at 10:45 amI got ten grand on the fact that ReaganKA doesn’t finish law school.
12 years ago at 11:37 amReaganKA, Although I’m an idiot bammer, I’m pretty positive it’s Wake Forest. Good job. Good effort.
12 years ago at 12:46 pmhahaha i didnt realize i put two Fs. maybe im not as smart as i thought. roll tide!
12 years ago at 1:16 pmFSU just ripped WF a new asshole so that must be the reason your so bitter now.
12 years ago at 2:01 pmI go to UNC. I should be fine right? Roll Tide regardless. Rather be in ‘Bama where the weather is better and girls are classier. Am I right?
12 years ago at 3:30 pmImagine that. Iowa is on this list AND top 10 party schools? Who would have known…
12 years ago at 4:37 pmOpportunity cost, economics 101, realize real eyes real lies F*
12 years ago at 8:14 pmThe inclusion of Iowa on this list is no surprise.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmIt still got to 72 on the U.S. News rankings. Higher than every school on this list except Maryland.
12 years ago at 10:57 amGee, southern schools aren’t good. Newsflash. Oh wait, we’ve known that for ages.
#Duhhh
12 years ago at 4:54 pmWhy don’t you tell that to Vandy, Duke, Virginia, Baylor, Emory, GT, etc. You know what isn’t good? Fucking TKE. At any school. Anywhere in the country.
12 years ago at 8:58 pm^Winner
12 years ago at 6:01 amand lets be real here.. baylor isn’t even the best school in texas
12 years ago at 7:55 am^ Yeah, its Rice. Fucking longhorn fans.
12 years ago at 2:20 pmYou’re a fucking pledge. No one cares what you think. LAPS.
12 years ago at 10:01 amSTUDYING ISN’T FRAT.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm^ this guys fucking gets it. Studying NF / FSU FAF
12 years ago at 5:55 pm^ ^^ Studying isn’t frat. Learning is FAF. Honing what you learned and networking with people through the social skills you learned during your undergraduate fraternity life in order to land you a job, RFM.
12 years ago at 3:32 pmIf all you carpetbaggers hate the South and SEC so much, then keep your yankee asses up north, hands off our women, and asses off our beaches. And yall wonder why we say “If the South woulda won we woulda had it made”.
12 years ago at 5:41 pmIf Grandma had testicles, she’d be Grandpa.
12 years ago at 5:57 pmToo bad the South got shut down like Helen Keller applying for a driver’s license. Scoreboard, you southern ‘tards.
12 years ago at 5:58 pmJust quit bitching and stay the fuck out of Dixie and it wont be an issue.
12 years ago at 6:24 pmdo you guys understand the stupidity of your arguements. You are debating something that was an issue so long ago that noone alive even remembers someone who knew someone who went through that era. The south and the north are co-dependent on each other as well as every other geographical region in the US. And to respon to better than you, if the south would have won the united states would have become a mainly agricultural based nation and there is no way in hell we could have become the superpower we are today. You are a tard
12 years ago at 6:29 pm^Lets be realistic. Watch how big of a superpower we will be if fucktard Obama gets relected by all our friends up north and all the piece of shit democrats all over. I love Dixie and it would be alot better without these yankee fucks off of jersey shore, wanting gays to be married, ObamaCare, Affermative blaction, and not to mention not owning a pair of shorts that doesnt cover their kneecap coming down and fucking up with quality, God-fearing Christian folks have worked hard for centuries to establish. If they wanna live that way fine, but i dont like it when it effects me and others who want no part of all that hoopla.
12 years ago at 6:34 pmBrooks brothers, polo, vineyard vines. All northern brands and all older than southern tide or whatever joke you can come up with. so there goes youre shorts above the knees argument. New York also had a Republican governor a little more than 10 years ago. New Jersey does now… New England has given ab lot to the republican party over the years too. Heard of the Bushes? W moved to Texas as a kid sure, but he still went to andover and yale. And his father? and Prescott? Or let’s talk education… Exeter, Choate, Andover, St. Pauls, Hotchkiss, Milton and how many more. Get the fuck out of here. I fucking love the South but the North contributes too.
12 years ago at 6:42 pm^ Who the fuck cares if gays get married? Shut the fuck up you inbred Evangelical.
12 years ago at 6:44 pm^that
12 years ago at 6:49 pmCant argue with a yankee. Of course, they’re always right…
12 years ago at 7:53 pmbetter_than_you – Have you ever heard of Romneycare? Okay I didn’t think you had. Now go look it up and then tell me why you even mentioned Obamacare in your stupid rant.
12 years ago at 9:11 pmTry taking back this country without the South’s electoral votes. Try being a little more grateful you gutless yankee queers.
12 years ago at 9:25 pm“Alabama students want to read, Nick Saban just won’t let them.” Is that a Nazi Germany reference intended to compare Hitler to Nick Saban Bacon? I also caught a “burning books” comment in there too. If so it was nicely done.
12 years ago at 5:44 pm^ your butthurt is showing.
12 years ago at 6:39 pmYour first post got flamed so you tried to move down here and bash some more? Fuck you, again. And don’t try to compare Saban to me, I was half the man he is.
12 years ago at 10:47 amIf you were half the man he is, you would be 2’4″ tall.
2’4″. NF.
12 years ago at 12:35 pm^lol
12 years ago at 5:36 pmI always think it is hilarious when yankees act like they make more money than anyone who ever graduated from a southern school. I can’t begin to count how many rich people I know who have SEC degrees. But, I guess that is typical for someone up north to sterotype with no real facts.. I’d be willing to bet you losers that are shitting on the south have never been to a tailgate or visit to any of these schools, and if you did, no one liked you cause you thought it’d be ok to gel your hair and wear your affliction shirt with some cargos. Please stay up in your cold, rude, liberal states.
12 years ago at 9:22 pmCEO of Apple…that’s a pretty good one.
12 years ago at 9:49 pm“But, I guess that is typical for someone up north to sterotype with no real facts..and if you did, no one liked you cause you thought it’d be ok to gel your hair and wear your affliction shirt with some cargos. Please stay up in your cold, rude, liberal states.”
You tell ’em, Skeeter, you tell ’em! Stereotyping’s wronger than all those lazy, good-fer-nothin black guys we hate down here hanging out at Chick-fil-A.
12 years ago at 12:38 amI always think it is hilarious when people take shit that doesn’t fucken matter at all way too seriously and proceed to write novels about them that engage in pure hypocrisy.
12 years ago at 10:48 am