Alcohol being a solution according to chemistry. TFM.

Everything you’ve ever drank is a solution according to Chemistry bonehead. I’m gunna find you and force you to drink copious amounts of deionized water, which will absorb the vital salts, ions, and minerals in your body, slowly killing you. Once you are weak, then I will begin to show you how evil a man can be. The horrors you will witness and be subject too will undoubtably leave you praying for death. But I won’t kill you. No, I’ll keep you alive and put you to work in my coal mines. Once you have become completely numb of the fate that has befallen you, then you will be allowed to take your own life.