Bryce Harper Also Got Rookie Hazed Pretty Decently This Year (PICTURES)
Sticking with the theme of baseball hazing today, we turn to baseball’s ultimate “mouthy pledge.” You know the one, the guy who you know is going to be a mainstay of your house for the next four or so years and unfortunately he knows it too. You try to haze him into submission but the little bastard goes and wins you an intramural championship and then slams the president of a top tier sorority and all you can do is sit there and shake your head.
A few weeks ago the Washington Nationals tried their best to shame their mouthy pledge, Bryce Harper. Harper and the rest of his rookie class were forced to dress up like the Gold Medal winning U.S. Gymnastics team because apparently there’s a leotard theme with this year’s MLB hazing. Whatever, it works. Below are some photos tweeted out by Nationals starting pitcher Gio Gonzalez.
And of course Bryce Harper, being the mouthy pledge that he is, totally owns the hazing. Those fuckin’ kids.
FIRST
12 years ago at 11:04 amSent from my iPhone
^TCMB (total clown move bro)
12 years ago at 5:51 pmI find these hard to masturbate to.
12 years ago at 11:04 amThere’s a rush boobs column just a few clicks over.
12 years ago at 11:05 amTry sitting on both hands for ten minutes, spinning around 12 times in your rolling chair while singing “God Bless the USA” in the Batman voice and THEN give yourself the ol’ Slap & Tickle.
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12 years ago at 11:36 am^
12 years ago at 1:36 pmSent from Banana Phone
12 years ago at 1:37 pmWhite Power
12 years ago at 11:05 amDOOOOOOOOOON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
12 years ago at 11:27 amWHERE THE FUCK IS FAIL FRIDAY?!
Looks like that swarthy fella in the middle picture has a small primate in the bottom of his leotard.
12 years ago at 11:29 amThis is old news hoss. Way to stay relevant.
12 years ago at 11:30 am^Saw this like two months ago
12 years ago at 2:34 pmBryce Harpers underbite TFM
12 years ago at 11:32 amHe’s mormon though
12 years ago at 5:49 pm