Top 10 Hottest Fox News Anchors

Boner Tucking 101 should be a mandatory pre-employment course at Fox News. Maintaining a professional, boner-free work environment is highly conducive to a great on-air product, and it should be a priority. With all the scattered ass walking through the hallways of the Fox News buildings and studios, it would be easy for one to get distracted, or worse, visually aroused.

The following women are the reasons why. Here are my top 10 hottest Fox News anchorwomen, plus a bonus feature:

10. Heather Nauert

9. Sandra Smith

8. Shannon Bream

7. Jamie Colby

6. Megyn Kelly

5. Martha MacCallum

4. Ainsley Earhardt

3. Jenna Lee

2. Julie Banderas

1. Courtney Friel

And finally, I don’t care how long it takes, but someone needs to start teaching this incredible French news lady how to speak English. Frankly, she doesn’t even need to speak it well. She can even just hold up cards if she wants. The Fox higher ups need to make this happen. Who does she even work for, LCI? Never heard of it. Fox News could money-whip them.

Here she is. Her name is Melissa Theuriau:


  1. CarBro Shorts

    No Kimberly Guilfoyle or Anna Kooian? Clearly you don’t watch FOX that often, or you only know the main ones.

    12 years ago at 4:13 pm
  2. FRATlantic Gentleman

    Megyn Kelly is a MILF. In addition, I would annihilate Ainsley Earhardt.

    12 years ago at 4:14 pm
    1. titleistBrov1

      By far my favorite. Her and Dana Perino are a vital reason for my daily viewing of the five.

      12 years ago at 2:08 pm
  3. Your Name Is Toby

    An in MSNBC’s corner we have………. Rachel Maddow.

    The choice is pretty clear, folks.

    12 years ago at 4:17 pm
    1. Insatiable Bastard

      ^this. S.E.C. has it going on. Plus Sandra Smith and Jenna Lee obviously double team second fiddle to Ainsley Earnhardt followed in a close third by the MILF Megyn Kelly

      12 years ago at 8:53 pm
    1. Benjamin Martin

      ^ Beat me to it. I bet that post-stroke looking mouth of hers could skillfully suck a huge peepee

      12 years ago at 6:58 pm
  4. cleavage

    It’s safe to say that I would consider engaging in intercourse with these women.

    12 years ago at 4:27 pm