‘Fantasy Slut League’ Heats Up at California High School

For the students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California, fantasy football is a game for suckers. What kind of fantasy game doesn’t involve the exhilaration of chasing and bagging real life people at your school? They were looking for a game where an injury wouldn’t sideline your key player and derail your whole season. They wanted a game where THEY were the real players. If they lost their fantasy matchups, it was solely on them. They needed something more satisfying. The needed a game with sluts involved.

They played in a fantasy slut league.

An alert by the principal of Piedmont High School has raised concerns among parents. In a letter sent last week, the principal says his staff discovered a so-called “fantasy slut league” among students.

In the letter, Principal Rich Kitchens describes “a ‘Fantasy Slut League’ in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league…Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students.”

According to the letter, school administrators learned about this slut league during a school assembly about date rape prevention. I’m wondering if this was brought up organically. Did a league member raise his hand and ask a question like, “Yeah, so my boys and I have this fantasy slut league thing we’ve been doing for several years now. The girls don’t know about the league, so I feel bad about it and all, but they’re always consenting participants. We’re not, like, raping these chicks, right?”

What kind of trading system do they use? How creative are their team names? Is it considered poor etiquette to draft another member’s girlfriend? What’s the playoff format like? Does getting to third base earn you more points than a double?

So many questions.

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    1. Douglas MacArthur

      You guys are all missing the point. If someone said they are proud of being from California, I wouldn’t give them a bid.

      12 years ago at 4:15 pm
    2. Frattam Morrison

      Proud to be from Piedmont, not California. From Wikipedia “By the Roaring Twenties, Piedmont was known as the “City of Millionaires” because it had the most resident millionaires per square mile of any city in the United States”

      12 years ago at 4:30 pm
    3. A Frattest H

      While your distinction holds some weight, it does still mean that you are inherently from California. Call it a draw. You’ll get ’em next time.

      12 years ago at 4:44 pm
    4. CaseyAtTheFrat7

      Proud to be from the Central Valley, which may as well be its own state. The most productive farming land in the nation along with producing 20% of the nation’s milk. It is also overwhelmingly conservative.

      12 years ago at 10:16 pm
    5. A Frattest H

      ^^^ Congratufuckinglations. I’m from Richmond, Virginia. The capital of the confederacy. Let’s fight about it.

      and ^^ for being ridiculous, you can guzzle his man milk for him

      12 years ago at 1:35 am
    1. Bows_and_Toes_Pussys

      Mary Derby from miss state will fuck anyone who likes her sweetheart pics

      12 years ago at 3:23 pm
    2. RJ Berger

      ^guy’s not lyin’, i visited my cousin at MSU a few weekends back…long story short, mary derby sucked me slow in the bathroom at a hardee’s.

      12 years ago at 6:05 am
    1. Hannibro Lecter

      One team was called “The Southside Slampigs”. This is FaF. Your high school did it right.

      12 years ago at 3:24 pm
    2. Downwind

      ^This, great fucking name

      “She would be a great asset to the team, because her mother was quite the cougar as well” FaF.

      12 years ago at 4:37 pm
    1. BrovWade

      ^You’re fucking retarded. It was a joke, read the first line. “For the students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California…” Catching on yet?

      12 years ago at 4:11 pm
  1. EQK

    “documented engagement in sexual activities” pics or it didn’t happen. TFM. Get these guys a bid.

    12 years ago at 2:22 pm
    1. DrFratlove

      pretty sure if the girls are minors, pics qualify as child pornography…these guys could be fucked

      12 years ago at 9:55 am