Spending your entire first group meeting giving GDIs a list of things not to wear on presentation day. TFM.

    1. upperdeck_daddy

      I prefer to merely make an appearance, shake a few hands, crack a few jokes, pay no mind to the female guests and then leave with the hottest one. So thanks for warming up the crowd for me.

      13 years ago at 9:27 am
  1. Fratsolutely

    This wasn’t even funny, Dorn. I hope all of your finger nails fall off and you get a ton of paper cuts all over the tips of your fingers.

    13 years ago at 9:23 am
  2. N Fratgate Taylor

    Where the fuck are Dick’s picks? I know y’all faked his death I looked at every news article and obituary in Austin abd yhe surrounding areas and found nothing! Quit hiding him and give up his sister

    13 years ago at 9:24 am
  3. Born Wearing Sperrys

    Oh, we’ll get to the presentation.. Now shut up so I can make sure this never happens again.

    13 years ago at 9:26 am
  4. Jon M Fratsman

    Massive boner at the thought that my little comment on DP inspired all this. Well done, El Dorn-o

    13 years ago at 10:11 am
  5. The Baron

    Subbing out your participation in said meetings to a Pledge who will debrief you on the meetings affairs while serving as your caddy on your weekly Skins game. It’s a TFM.

    13 years ago at 11:01 am
    1. LetMyPeopleBRO

      Eating everything in sight and having outrageously high blood pressure. TFatM.

      13 years ago at 8:33 am
    2. Bone Padre

      Walked past Keith Hernandez, said “nice game, pretty boy.” What followed was one magic loogie. TSpatM.

      13 years ago at 8:40 am
    3. Lonshanks_Son_TF

      Pshh, kids …

      Wrapping around a guy’s bicep as a tribal ideogram, TotalTatMove. TTM

      Containing the necessary amount of lava to destroy T100 and consequently ensure John Connor’s safety, TotalVatMove. TVM.

      Being one of the colors offered in the Crayola box of 64, TotalMatteMove. TMM.

      13 years ago at 2:26 pm