Calling the intramural softball ump a cocksucker, because you watched Bull Durham while pre-drinking for the game. TFM.

    1. Ron Washington

      Something the queer-o-sexuals do before pregaminf. It involves lube, a feather, and a hamster

      13 years ago at 11:22 am
  1. VelociFratter

    “Pregaming” opposed to “predrinking before the game” would’ve been a lot better, and made you look like way less of a gdi pussy creep fuck

    13 years ago at 11:37 am
    1. Fijiwater69

      Fucking the moderating this site does for advertising purposes… It’s bullshit

      13 years ago at 12:13 am
    2. Fijiwater69

      But clearly with the monetary aspect of it in mind, so I can’t hate itas much as I fucking respect it.

      13 years ago at 12:14 am
  2. Lonshanks_Son_TF

    Pulling oneself up over a fixed horizontal bar above one’s head, TotalLatMove. TLM

    13 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. MDalphaAsian

      ^ I see what was done here and I am personally not a fan. I demand that laps be taken

      13 years ago at 12:22 pm
    2. Lonshanks_Son_TF

      Housing the fourth most amount of people in Tennessee, TotalChattMove. TCM.

      13 years ago at 1:04 pm
    3. YouEnjoyMyFrat

      Stretching your neck to reach the highest leaf on the tallest limb. TGiraffeM.

      13 years ago at 1:36 pm
    4. Lonshanks_Son_TF

      ^You’re reaching, that doesn’t rhyme: play by the rules or step away from the keyboard.

      Becoming the first female rapper to sell one million units only to fade into relative obscurity following multiple arrests and album flops, TotalBratMove. TBM.

      13 years ago at 1:54 pm
    5. Born Wearing Sperrys

      Releasing a Lincoln Log into your pants instead of dropping off in the toilet and then sleeping in it. TotalShatMove.

      13 years ago at 2:05 pm
    6. VelociFratter

      Being the perfect amount blackout, creepy, funny, and fat in every picture. TPartyPatM.

      13 years ago at 10:48 pm
    7. Bone Padre

      Leading the Palestinians in their fight against the JYiddish menace and looking like a pug dog. TArafatM.

      13 years ago at 6:32 pm
  3. Ted Nugent is TFTC

    The African American guy beside me in lecture smells like shit. Just kidding black people don’t go to my school. Haha.

    13 years ago at 12:49 pm
    1. JamesWestfall

      Sooo close, yet so far away. Tennessee is on the other side of the Mississippi, jackass.

      13 years ago at 12:45 am