University of Oklahoma Student Congress Votes Against Banning of Cargo Shorts
A few members of the University of Oklahoma Student Congress were apparently fed up with the rest of the GDI-laden student body, and they responded by introducing a bill that would ban cargo shorts from all committee meetings. I mean I can imagine how they must have been so distracting as to interfere with the meeting agendas.
Drastic action clearly needed to be taken, and thankfully someone stepped up to the plate. That someone is Jeremy Allen, OU student and presumed Greek standout.
Student Congress attempted to ban cargo shorts during regular meetings and committee meetings with violators being punished with actions such as but not limited to “additional constituent service, having to stand for the duration of the session,” among other punishments, according to the bill.
Get a load of this Jeremy Allen character, the OU student who wrote the bill. He’s one intense hombre. “This is just the first step,” bill author Jeremy Allen said. “Jorts, Crocs, it is all on the table.” You gotta throw hair gel in there while you’re at it, Jeremy. That shit always threw me off in class when the kid in front of me was all gelled up. This is all just unconducive to the proper learning environment.
Representatives had a lively discussion debating how far the bill would go and whether the punishments would be considered hazing.
“It could be amended so that it wouldn’t haze students,” Allen said.
The discussion lasted about 10 minutes before the bill was voted down by a resounding majority of 19 against and two supporting. Six representatives abstained from the vote.
Jeremy just bein’ Jeremy. “Okay fiiiine, we don’t have to haze the cargo wearers. I was really just hoping to pass this thing and iron out the details later.”
Allow me to provide some perspective to this situation. Over in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, school administrators at UNC have discontinued the term “freshman” from all university documents and websites, because it was deemed too gender exclusive. Compare that to the students at OU attempting to limit shorts pockets to the standard two-in-front, two-in-back.
I love this country.
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12 years ago at 2:06 pm-cargo shorts
Jeremy Allen is a geed. There’s a picture of him wearing cargos with President Boren on Facebook.
12 years ago at 2:07 pmlooking through pictures on a man’s facebook. NF
12 years ago at 5:34 pmAgree but misspelling a great President’s last name. NF
12 years ago at 10:53 amFixed it for you. -R.D.
12 years ago at 2:11 pmlooks like he belongs in a gay/straight geed party
12 years ago at 8:58 amkids got the gangster lean hard
12 years ago at 10:34 amJeremy Allen is a geed.
12 years ago at 2:15 pmWhat y’all need, is the text of the proposed Bylaws amendment.
THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA STUDENT ASSOCIATION
UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT CONGRESS
CONGRESSIONAL SESSION LXXXVIII
23 October 2012
CONGRESSIONAL BILL NO. 880327
AS INTRODUCED
An act relating to congressional attire; amending RULE 8: Members and Decorum of the UOSA Student Congress Standing Rules of Order; providing for codification; providing for short tile; and providing for an effective date
BE IT ENACTED BY THE UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT CONGRESS:
Section 1: TITLE. This act shall be known and may be cited as the “Cargo Embargo Act of 2012”
Section 2: PURPOSE. To ban the wearing of cargo shorts in Student Congress by Congress members, and provide for effective punishment.
Section 3: AMENDATORY. RULE 8: Members and Decorum is hereby amended (NEW SECTION) to read as follows:
RULE 8: Members and Decorum
Section 7. Any member who wears cargo shorts and appears in Congress or any committee of Congress shall be in contempt and subject to reprimand as the secretary and chair see fit. This includes but is not limited to: additional constituent service, having to stand for the duration of the session, singing either the Oklahoma state song or the national anthem (or both), or any other punishment that doesn’t involve suspension or expulsion from Congress.
12 years ago at 2:32 pmSection 4: This act shall become effective when passed in accordance with the UOSA Constitution and Undergraduate Student Congress Bylaws.
Author(s): Rep. Jeremy Allen, University College District
Co-Author(s): John Montgomery, Secretary of Undergraduate Student Congress
Officially titling it the “Cargo Embargo Act” – FaF
12 years ago at 2:47 pmOklahoma: Where even our geeds are frat.
12 years ago at 4:49 pm^
12 years ago at 5:27 pm^^
12 years ago at 5:38 pmEasy there, sport.
12 years ago at 6:30 pmOklahoma: Where you can’t tell a geed apart from a greek.
12 years ago at 7:59 pm^ Good? Bad? That’s up for you to decide America.
12 years ago at 11:27 pm^^
12 years ago at 10:54 amForcing out wet diarrhea into the pockets of GDI’s cargo shorts… RFM
12 years ago at 7:56 pmSucking the diarrhea out of my hairy asshole while you spit it into your own GDI pockets you fuckup!
12 years ago at 7:57 pmI buy cargo shorts because they’re cheaper… then I rip off the pockets so I’m still frat, Fuck you. I save money RFM
12 years ago at 8:00 pmBuying shorts because they’re cheaper your such a fucking poor ass bitch..NF.. Fuck off before I steal your virginity and scalp your future kids wife and force you to eat it….. YOU DON’T HAVE MONEY
12 years ago at 8:04 pmI am rich. I just prefer to save majority of my money so I can, later on, force it up into your mothers anal cavity and eat it out. I would make your dad watch while your mother squirts her pussy juices onto my cock.
12 years ago at 8:07 pmNot having and endless supply of money who the fuck are you, I suggest you FUCK OFF before this escalates pal FUCK YOU I hate you and your shit to me now but i’m not done with you
12 years ago at 8:09 pmYour mom is still a MILF
12 years ago at 8:11 pmThat crossed the line you dirty little fucker i will kill you and i will fuck your sister while i’m at it
12 years ago at 8:13 pmI have three sisters…
12 years ago at 8:14 pmthey’re all slams
12 years ago at 8:17 pmYeah, that’s it… they’re just slams. Your mom is more than that to me. I will see to it that she divorces your father and that we have children together. You will be my step-son.
12 years ago at 8:20 pmYOUR SO FUCKING GAY!
12 years ago at 8:27 pmGetting pretty detailed with the plans, eh?
12 years ago at 8:29 pm^^ you’re
12 years ago at 11:19 pmI’m not sure who this FratEMT is but he is pissing me off…But this pike has downs and wants me to fuck him dead but its not going to happen because im fucking Dorn dead tonight
12 years ago at 12:43 amNobody’s made a buttchugging joke yet? It’s a Tennessee Pike we’re talking about here…
12 years ago at 1:56 am^mothef….how did we miss that?
12 years ago at 1:18 pmFucking serious? That’s so ironic a pike from Tennessee….No fucking way
12 years ago at 5:51 pm