Young Mitt Romney

You’ve probably heard that Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States. That’s awesome, but how much can we really know about the man without analyzing his past? We all know he’s a practicing Mormon, founded Bain Capital, and had something to do with the Olympics, but what about young Mitt Romney? What’d young Mitt Romney do? Recently, photographs surfaced to put an end to these questions.


Young Mitt Romney plays the ole “dollar bill on a fishing line” prank on a starving, bearded homeless man.


Young Mitt Romney puts an elderly woman in a chokehold from behind, then executes a noogie.


Young Mitt Romney pours bleach in his Latin teacher’s coffee.


Young Mitt Romney rides a bicycle, probably stolen from a blind minority.


Young Mitt Romney dances with a briefcase, assumedly stuffed with savings bonds.


Young Mitt Romney tabletops a fedora-wearing hipster.


Young Mitt Romney axes the grungy janitor, who was only working double shifts to pay for his daughter’s Leukemia treatments.


Young Mitt Romney rocks a cummerbund with some arm candy.


Young Mitt Romney punks the shit out of a lib.


Young Mitt Romney plays with an Etch A Sketch.


Young Mitt Romney mocks the gays.


Young Mitt Romney gets money with his partners.

He’s got my vote.

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    1. SigNuTenn

      ^ False, Obama signed a bill allowing Americans to be indefinitely detained. Laps, Pledge.

      12 years ago at 3:24 pm
    2. Frat On Brother

      youre a sigma nu at tenn? hahahahahahahahahaah theyre the worst on campus!

      12 years ago at 7:09 pm
    3. Fratdaddy12

      His father George was a great politician in Michigan as well, when Michigan was still FaF.

      12 years ago at 7:14 pm
    4. Jon M Fratsman

      ^^ We’ve been over this already, big guy. While I pretty much agree with your assessment of their UT chapter, I believe this fella went to Vandy

      12 years ago at 8:05 pm
    1. Bronald Raegan

      Your mom has an annoying pussy, but I’d still fist it and then pee in her butt

      12 years ago at 5:10 pm
    1. Mergerarb

      Also, “practices Mormon”? Think you meant, “practices Mormonism” or “is a practicing Mormon”

      Fuck. This is why we can’t have nice things.

      12 years ago at 3:27 pm
  1. GDI_Jihad

    These pictures are all fake, for you Obama-loving, butt-hurt liberals. Do you think picture quality was that good back in the day? It’s funny as hell to imagine him being like this, but for Christ’s sake relax.

    12 years ago at 3:35 pm
    1. Insatiable Bastard

      ^^^this picture must have been taken before he learned to throw pooooo

      12 years ago at 5:23 pm