Patrick Bateman telling his secretary to start wearing skirts. TFM.

  1. Deltlegacy1898

    This is so fucked up. Trump is the definition of the American dream. And you guys sit here and support “Colbert”, the fucking liberal who tries to attack the face of American business. Thats honestly messed up and you fucking rent a friends, hypocrites should be ashamed of yourselves. You vulnerable pieces of shit conform to what ever is in trend no matter what it is. Its honestly said to watch. I completely supported this website until this article. I can safely say, due to the lack of presence of myself your website will take a slightly dramatic hit in ‘hits”. No pun intended. My closing statement: How about all of you stop aiding the surplus of uneducated voters and actually gain a remote sense of what each candiate truely stands for. Dont get me wrong, I want every signel one of you to vote Romeny, but unfortunately based off of this last “Column” and comments following it, it only further bqcked my belief that you guys are a bunch of vulnerable queers that were intimated by the fact of actually socializing, so you rented friends. The moral of the story is, please dont even vote for Romney if youre this vulnerbale to change by viewing one of this communists’ videos. You all are a bunch of jokes and need to get over yourselves for being a member of a fraternity of a bottom 25% D1 school. The numbers dont lie boys. Join the big ten and see what an actual education is like. One last thing, please play the money card, because id love to compare statistics on money vs. the north and south. Thats all i have to say you compensating- try hards.
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    13 years ago at 11:20 pm
    1. MERICA FUCK YEAH

      You’re saying we go to bottom 25% D1 schools, but your grammar and spelling is fucking horrible? I dont think that top 10 school of yours is doing much. Get an education you stupid geed. BLOW MEEEEEEEE

      13 years ago at 9:40 am
    2. Tennessee_Pike

      Fuck the big 10 you fucking pussy. Nobody gives a shit unless it’s the SEC… get that through your thick skull. You don’t even have to be from the south to understand that… I’m from the north and I get it. Also, this is a comedy website… nothing is forcing people on here to vote a certain way. If people aren’t really making informed decisions, it’s their own fault… not TFM’s fault. Suck a fat cock you shit head.

      13 years ago at 10:54 am
    3. Georgedoublya

      What an ass hole. Fuck you and your mom. Go find something better to do with your time other than writing a books worth comment

      13 years ago at 11:07 am
  2. Rumple_PhiPhi

    WHERE THE FUCK IS FAIL FRIDAY? I’m tired of tucking my murder boner in my waistband, I’m mailing the intern some anthrax laced Halloween cards today. Dorn, you’re getting a nice Halloween card with $20 inside because i didn’t get you anything for your 75th birthday the other day.

    13 years ago at 3:26 am
    1. brostock

      If fail Friday isn’t posted in the next hour, I’m going to start passing the time by ripping out pledge fingernails

      13 years ago at 10:49 am