Chris Cooley Tried to Negotiate a Case of Beer Into His Football Contract
“Literally, I have text correspondence trying to negotiate a case of beer into my contract,” he told the DC Sports Bog. “They wouldn’t do it. I wanted it in writing so much.”
He was denied the beer by owner Dan Snyder, reinforcing the NFL’s longstanding moniker of the No Fun League. But Chris, you’re a millionaire. Just rent out a bar and invite everyone on the team except Dan Snyder. That’ll teach him to respect your requests a little more next time.
Cooley is the same guy who pulls off this look in practice while still upholding respect among his teammates:
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Fucking Redskins
13 years ago at 12:59 pmFAIL FRIDAY IS WHERE? I WILL FUCK THE INTERNS MOTHER WITH A RUSTY SHOVEL WHILE LISTENING TO WHALE SONGS ON CDIN THE BACK OF A PRIUS IF FAIL FRIDAY IS NOT UP IN 5 MINUTES!!!!!
13 years ago at 1:15 pmI too am somewhat in a bad mood because of this.
13 years ago at 2:17 pmHe keeps his inseam proportional to the number of fucks he gives…0
13 years ago at 1:24 pmIf your not first your last! – Reese Bobby.
13 years ago at 1:27 pm
13 years ago at 1:35 pmINTERN IF FAIL FRIDAY IS NOT POSTED IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL SODOMIZE YOU WITH DICK PERRY’S RIGOR MORTIS PENIS. FUCK!!!
13 years ago at 1:45 pmRIP Dick
Rigor mortis has past by this point.
13 years ago at 1:48 pm^says the man with his mouth wrapped around dick’s maggot infested cock
but i digress, fuck the intern. his existence is insignificant and yet devastatingly purposeful. eat a brick
13 years ago at 1:55 pmWhat the fuck does that even mean? Fuck yourself in the face.
13 years ago at 2:39 pmChris Cooley TFTC
13 years ago at 2:21 pmAnother reason to hate that piece of dog shit known as Dan Snyder. Welcome back to the Skins Cooley
13 years ago at 3:35 pmSky’s out, thighs out!
13 years ago at 5:27 am
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